muff gah-bage

Another variation of muff garbage. It is a mix of lint, pubic hair, and used toilet paper stuck in an unwashed, or dirty vagina. The mixture can get caught in the back of the throat when going down on an unclean vagina. Can cause gagging or choking.

I choked on muff gah-bage after going down on Snooki's dirty vagina.

by freak-nasty-Trent October 16, 2010

Muff Muncher

a person that likes to give oral sex to females.

'look at that muff muncher!!!'

by Emily Mae Gilmore November 22, 2006

muff

Contrary to popular believe, the word muff is not associated with hair at all. Instead, the word "muff" is an inoffensive, slang word for a vagina. Muffs can range from dainty and tight to floppy and roast beef colored. Some muffs smell fishy or sweaty, and others smell like skin or roses. Some muffs are hairy, others are bare, and some have razor burn or ingrown hairs. Females (and transexuals) of all ages have muffs. There are baby muffs and grandma muffs. Most muffs have a week of bleeding, unless the owner is on some sort of contraceptive (see: Depovera, Seasonal). It is also the root word for Muffdiver, Muffed, and Muffdoctor.

Jan decided to go on birth control because the muffdoctor said that it would prevent pregnancy, cramping, and that weird smell coming from her muff.

by Muffowner April 29, 2006

cinnamon muff

A snatch with cinnamon colored pubes. Not to be confused with a firecrotch.

My roommate Alyssa has a cinnamon muff, much cuter than a firecrotch.

by cinnamonmuff February 25, 2013

muff tuft

A small, neatly trimmed patch of female pubic hair on an otherwise cleanly shaved pubic region, located one to two inches above the clitoral hood, and being no more than one inch in width and one and one-half inches in length.

"Dude, you should munch on Donna's vage some time! She has a righteous muff tuft! Its ubersexy!"

"He better plan of going down on me tonight!! I spent 45 minutes this morning on my muff tuft."
"Oh, girl! I am sure its lovely!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 1, 2010

Muff Tanking

Keeping muffs in check on a day to day basis.

Cow is the best at Muff Tanking Mikosuke.

by Mikosuke January 20, 2011

Hairy Muff

When your going down on a girl and you find out she hasnt shaved her pussy in years.

Guy 1: Yo did you get with that chick last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man, but I'm still trying to get hair out of my mouth.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: She had one hairy muff.

by Muff master 69 March 9, 2019