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Russian mail-order bride consolidation play

When you raise capital in an investment fund to acquire multiple Russian mail-order bride platforms. This is done so that the investor controls the supply chain of connecting beautiful Russian women and rich white men.

Conspiracy theorists state that this is how the Russian government blackmails powerful politicians and businessmen. There have not yet been any recorded cases of Russian mail-order brides blackmailing their rich, powerful husbands.
Person A - Hey are you still planning on going through that Russian mail-order bride consolidation play?
Person B - Ya, we raise $100 Million to acquire the top 20 online platforms. We will own over 90% of the market in the next two years!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
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mail-fraudery

signing your ex-friends and ex-lovers up for unsolicited junk mail.
Did you hear that Char committed mail-fraudery on some unsuspecting senior citizen online?
by BonitaBimbo February 21, 2009
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Rage Mail

To send an anger filled e-mail, generally expletives are used throughout the e-mail.
by alligator3 May 24, 2009
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the mailman

Nickname given to Karl Malone, former power forward for the Utah Jazz of the NBA and one of the game's 50 Greatest Players. The name was given to him in college by a sportswriter who covered Malone's Alma Mater, Louisiana Tech.

Malone would play 18 seasons for the Utah Jazz and would become the second leading scorer in NBA history before retiring in 2005. He was well known around the league as "The Mailman" because he always seemed to deliver amazing performances.
"The Mailman had a special delivery for the Golden State Warriors last night, going off for 46 points and 13 rebounds."

"The Mailman is the most physical player in NBA history."
by Thunder DG April 11, 2008
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Sex on a Mailbox

An alcoholic drink known for giving a killer hangover. Consists of a shot of vodka mixed with goon, a form of cheap-ass cask wine.

Tastes best on ice with a fruity white goon.
Let's load up on Fruity Lexia tonight and get trashed off Sex on a Mailboxes.
by Fred Loves Goon February 27, 2008
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mailinator

An instant, anti-spam e-mail service used when someone doesn't want to give out their real e-mail address or wants to avoid bulk e-mail spam.

www.mailinator.com
Mailinator is the preferred e-mail service when submitting definitions to urbandictionary.com.
by Dassh February 8, 2007
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The Mailman

When a cunt ass bitch leans over while driving and gives the passenger road head while he/she grabs the wheel and drives like The Mailman.
"Hey man one day this cunt ass bitch wouldn't stop talking while driving so I pulled The Mailman on her."
by BLUE1DEVILS January 6, 2018
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