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Muslim Bookmark

A dirty Tampon used as to mark the parts of the Koran that women hate, or that denigrate women.
FUCK I can't believe that piece of SHIT MoHAMhead said hell is mostly filled with women. I want to remember that, so I'll pull out this bloody tampon and use it as a MUSLIM BOOKMARK.
by Bunny Olesen July 12, 2012
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Your cousin a muslim

The ultimate response to "your sister a mister". It beats every other insult in the world. If kim yong un tells Donald Trump " your sister a mister" he would probably answer " Your cousin a muslim". He will triggered third world war and USA economy will tear apart.
billy: "your sister a mister"
kenny: "No u "

billy: " No u"
kenny: "No u"
billy: " Your cousin a muslim"
kenny: *His head explodes and instantly fucking dies"
by juanbombel May 14, 2018
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muslim bookmark

A bookmark with the word "muslim" written on it used by muslims.
Hey, I noticed your bookmark has the word "muslim" on it. Interesting... Let's call it a muslim bookmark.
by Ariz0naD4ve January 22, 2010
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Pearl Muslim

A pearl muslim is when a man repeatedly ejaculates on a woman so many times that the only part of her body not covered with semen is her face (the jiz acts like a hijab, the typical wear for Muslim women where only her face is viewable). "Hijab" translates to "curtain" so this may also be referred to as Pearl Curtain.
Sean: Wow, I came so much last night I gave that girl a Pearl Muslim.

Gracie: That's gross!
by 1880sCouch April 4, 2010
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Muslim

One who sincerely embraces the religion of Islam and is free from hypocrisy. A Muslim tries to worship God by following the teachings He has revealed to all of mankind, and worships Him. There are nearly 1.2 billion Muslims in the world today. They are of all different racial and ethnic backgrounds including Arab, Asian, African, African-American, and Caucasian.
Also..Muslims respect and revere Jesus. They consider him one of the greatest of God's prophets and messengers to humankind. A Muslim never refers to him simply as "Jesus", but always adds the phrase "upon him be peace."

The Qur'an confirms his virgin birth, and a special surah of the Qur'an is entitled "Mary." The Qur'an describes the Annunciation as follows:
by Jaanisar Khan July 31, 2004
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Muslim

A Muslim is a believer of the religion of islam
Muslims are commonly discriminated as terrorists and bombers, yet the Islamic community do not associate themselves with Bin Laden or 9/11.
Any one who commits a crime as severe as terrorism is considered out of the Milah, or way of Islam(no longer a Muslim)
by EgGeuua January 13, 2020
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muslim bookmark

A Muslim bookmark is a piece of paper that is used by Muslim people to mark pages of books so that they can refer back to those pages in the future.
ALI: Yo, how's it going Bill, wanna check out my book?

BILL: What are all of these pieces of paper inside the book?

ALI: They're MUSLIM BOOKMARKS that help me mark pages...
by JV8immy January 18, 2010
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