mother licker

a politically correct, 'PG' version of the well known phrase; Mother Fucker.

Old Gregg: It's attached to your rod mother licker.
Have you ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?
Do you wanna go to a club where people wee on
each other?
Howard Moon: No. Sir.

by Eagle von Ceasel May 5, 2008

Scotchy Mother

A disgusting old hag with hairs growing out of the wrinkles on its liver spots. She is the mother Pork Scotch and even more scotchy than the Porky Scotcher himself. It is constantly driven around in the Scotchy Mother Wheelchair by Scotchman and Goofy Granny.

Monk: The chair's there! Is the Scotchy Mother here?

Mick: No. Porky just took it out of the half car while he was raising the back seat to make it a bed.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009

Mother's Day

The day when your mother can use guilt against you to do whatever she wants.

I've been having a great mother's day now do your chores.

by Krakensince1995 May 10, 2009

mother fucker

word that really has no meaning, because it can be used as a compliment just as easily as i can be used as as an insult. probably the most widely used curse in the english language

you are a mother fucker (insult)
you are one bad mother fucker (compliment)
man, i'm high as a muther fucker (??)
look at this mother fucker right here. (??)

by brent April 10, 2004

Mother Russia

Refers to Russia, or even the age of the Soviet Union. Sometimes referred to by natives of Russia.

"Mother Russia."
-russian dude if asked where he was from

by Dave March 26, 2004

Mother Truck

A replacement for "mother fuck".

Also acceptable: mother trucker, mother trucking.

Alexes: The decorations on our door keep falling off.

Kari: Mother truck!

Alexes:SOMEONE GOT SHOT OUTSIDE OUR BUILDING!
Kari: Are you mother trucking serious?

by JanineyJanine October 23, 2009

fub mothers

a Hoob term used when describing a hang out, or getting drunk

Trevor: "what are we doing this weekend?"
Matt: "I think we're gonna fub mothers at Alec's crib."

by gibbonhoob September 9, 2014