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Swag monster

The most pimpenest and illest g-thang. Walks with so much confidence you'll be scared of him. You'll think he's a SWAG MONSTER!
A: Yo! Did you see that McLuvin kid chillin with the cops?

B: Yah! he was a total swag monster!
by Biak September 23, 2011
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cookie monster vocals

Another term for the various vocal stylings of genres related to progressive death metal. The vocals are incoherent growls, similar to those of Cookie Monster himself.
"Hey, can you understand what these motherfuckers are saying?"
"I don't think anybody can with those cookie monster vocals."
by rpg June 12, 2006
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Monstered

To be rejected by someone romantically because all they see you as is a monster
Dude i got monstered by every chick at the club last night!
by monsterlyfe February 21, 2018
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flopta monsta

i had a dream that i was getting attacked by a flopta monsta but then i woke up and realized it doesn't exist.
by bryan g (yo lizard) May 4, 2008
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cookie monster

What comes after the letter "R". Also known as a funny Vine from Sesame Street.
Kermit the Frog and little girl: (singing) Q, R,

Little Girl: (giggling) Cookie Monster

Kermit: ...
by Joey Calvan December 3, 2017
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Monster Closet

Monster Closet: origin: Noun. Wolfenstein 3-D. but has also been found in later games such as Doom, Doom II, and the recent Doom III. Monster Closets are defined as being small chambers that monsters lurk in awaiting a victim to approach a certain vicinity or acquire a triggered object. Upon tripping said trigger, the wall (closest to the victim) of the Monster Closet is suddenly opened effectively causing the victim to wet his/her pants in terror and spray gunfire wildly in an attempt to erradicate said monster.
Person 1: "I totally hate the new Doom III game."

Person 2: "Why's that?"

Person 1: "Because it's full of monster closets that constantly make me have to change my underwear."
by [q3w]The Soup Nazi September 10, 2005
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morning monster

a massive boner you get in the morning that just will not go away
Whilst I had the urge to stand and walk away from an unwanted conversation, my morning monster prevented me from doing so.
by bird June 18, 2004
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