A monic is a white dog turd. Many tend to be crusty and sun bleached. A monic is the unicorn of poops. In fact many people collect them when stumbling upon them.
Guy 1: Woah what is that?
Guy 2: that’s a monic!!! You should take it, that’s a once in lifetime find.
Guy 2: that’s a monic!!! You should take it, that’s a once in lifetime find.
by TheOG_McNasty January 8, 2019
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18 time Bundesliga Champions,4 time Uefa Champions league winners, Uefa cup winners, 11 time German cup winners and Intercontinental cup winners.
They will own you!
18 time Bundesliga Champions,4 time Uefa Champions league winners, Uefa cup winners, 11 time German cup winners and Intercontinental cup winners.
They will own you!
Bayern Munich defeated Manchester United,Real Madrid,Arsenal and Valencia to become Champions of Europe
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Get the FC Bayern Munich mug.-noun. a sexual maneuver where the man makes love to his partner with a condom dipped in Nyquil. This move originated from man's desire to avoid talking and cuddling after sex, for the woman falls asleep soon after.
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Get the Monica mug.Consisting of one color or hue (or race). Used by liberal elites like the NY Times to deride communities that are racially homogeneous, whether or not that was by design, coincidence, organic growth, or ethnic clensing. This is a tacit accusation of racism towards those residents. It also puts a halo on New Yorkers who ride on mixed race subways while residing in racial, economic, religious, ethnically pure enclaves fiercely guarded by co-op boards.
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Get the monochromatic mug.Monicitis is the disease that causes a slew of negative side effects listed in the formal post listed above.
However, recent medical research at John Hopkins University has brought several new side effects to attention.
Including but not limited to;
-Posting false definitions attempting to undermind the work of Dr. Louis Tres
-Awful hair
-Absence of linguistic formalities. For instance, if there was a building that stood for grammatical integrity, monicitis would be the plane that crashed into it.
-STD's (Yes, monicitis is an STD that apparently causes more STD's)<--- Truly a medical anomaly.
Researchers at John Hopkins have also informed me that they are currently testing experimental medicine which could lead to an antidote(monicdote). More information on this "monicdote" will be posted as it is received.
However, recent medical research at John Hopkins University has brought several new side effects to attention.
Including but not limited to;
-Posting false definitions attempting to undermind the work of Dr. Louis Tres
-Awful hair
-Absence of linguistic formalities. For instance, if there was a building that stood for grammatical integrity, monicitis would be the plane that crashed into it.
-STD's (Yes, monicitis is an STD that apparently causes more STD's)<--- Truly a medical anomaly.
Researchers at John Hopkins have also informed me that they are currently testing experimental medicine which could lead to an antidote(monicdote). More information on this "monicdote" will be posted as it is received.
Timmuel - "Whoa that bitch just stepped up to mah boy lewey trey(Dr. Louis Tres)!"
Dr. Louis Tres - "Timmuel calm down my sweet chinchilla, its just the side effect of that nasty disease Monicitis."
Timmuel - "No wonder! No one with that disgusting disease could ever in any capacity be better than my boy Dr. Louis Tres!"
Dr. Louis Tres - "Timmuel calm down my sweet chinchilla, its just the side effect of that nasty disease Monicitis."
Timmuel - "No wonder! No one with that disgusting disease could ever in any capacity be better than my boy Dr. Louis Tres!"
by Dr Louis Tres January 21, 2010
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