moist racket

The physical act of spitting on one's dick and slapping another person across the face with it.

"I hit her with that moist racket."

by BillyButBanger November 10, 2017

Moist marshmello

This game can only be done in a public restroom. When a group a people play soggy biscuit with a marahmello, but the winner puts it in his mouth first and is then passed down until it gets to the loser who has to eat it.

Moist marshmello, isn't that what your dad keeps asking me to play

by Ogga booga booga robbed April 23, 2019

Moist Gremlin

When you eat a twinkie out of someones butthole

Jarret and Nick where so drunk they decided to get naked and give eachother moist gremlins

by ShishuJohnny April 26, 2012

Moist Pizza

Noun; An abnormally large nipple that is lactating perfusly.

Dude, that lady's moist pizza is seeping right through her shirt.

by FlyingMav003 December 26, 2016

get moist

female equivalent of getting a 'boner'

i saw his harley and got moist

i saw those new mcfoolsley guitars and got moist!

the bluntsman's new inventory made me get moist!

rosanna's stiff nipples and butt length magnificent hair, got me moist!

by michael foolsley March 2, 2010

So Moist

Describes the perfect condition of wetness. A multi-use statement used to describe anything from food to a bodily orifice.

These brownies are so moist.

My pussy is so moist.

He pumped his nut in my ass and now my bung is so moist.

I just sharted myself. My cheeks feel so moist now.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

Moist Flapper

The release of loud flatulence that sounds noticibly moist and wet. The hallmark of the Moist Flapper is that the flatula released always sounds wet but may not always actually be wet and result in the release of any feces aka Moose Jelly requiring a quick wipe.

Sherwin was rearranging his couch when he pushed on the heavy price and wound up straining and dropping a Moist Flapper. Fortunately it only sounded wet and didn't require a wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2014