1. An anatomical structure specific to colon-dwelling bacteria which allows it to propel itself by ejecting methane at high velocities.
2. A gassy vampire.
2. A gassy vampire.
by G'eater June 18, 2003
n. A wealthy and extremely corrupt powerful politician or public figure who is not shy about farting on national television or holding press conferences right next to a dildo store.
Did you see Rudy Giuliani at the Michigan hearing? Count Flatula was leaking liquid last week, but now it’s all gas.
by Hubba Shyamal December 9, 2020
A (fake) injury/ illness that is used to get out of undesirable activities especially with your dumb and/or annoying friends.
I would love to go to the party, but my flatula is infected and the doctor said I should take it easy.
by llub? October 8, 2022