Molestache

Creepy facial hair, whether wispy thin or curled into odd shapes, patently unattractive to adult women; Clear perv alert.

Woman #1: Did you hear your neighbor is on the Megan's Law website?!

Woman #2: I knew it! He had a molestache!

by Tempest Fugit June 21, 2012

molestating

v. gerund. molesting; result of thinking of the "molestation" and switching mid-thought to "molesting."

"Child molestating is a big deal."

by skydark January 16, 2014

Molestaphant

A elephant that molest other animals. Usually other elephants.

"Is that elephant shoving its horn up another elephants butt?"
"Yep, that's what's called a molestaphant."

by Legodathy June 12, 2016

modesty kinkster

Someone using their own sexually loaded morality code to obsess about defining and setting rule standards on how other people should dress.

Prudish authoritarians are the most sex-obsessed people on earth. That goes for modesty kinksters and homophobes alike.

by SiegaPlays April 10, 2018

Modesto Milkshake

When a male shoots a rail of semen on someone then sprinkles meth on top of it and either him or someone else on eats it.

I heard that some dude gave you're neighbor a Modesto milkshake at some party i went to last night.

by Skullz51 June 26, 2019

Modesto

Pulling a Modesto. Pulling a Modesto is something that one does not want to do. A Modesto: the act of placing a ridiculous amount of Helium Hotspots within meters of each other for miles and miles, completely ruining the chances of ever receiving any rewards whatsoever. The origin of this word comes from the area of Modesto, California on the Helium coverage map.

Person 1: Hey everyone, just had my 10 RAK's arrive today and was planning on setting them up, how far away should they be from one another?

Person 2: Hey Person 1, Make sure you place them at least 300m away from each other, wouldn't want to pull a Modesto !

The whole Discord: HAHA MODESTO LOL

by GINNYUD February 11, 2021

Modest Swiss Kiss

The licking of one’s nose, in playful loving way. But not to get confused with, yet similar to a “Swiss kiss”-When you stuff your mouth full of swiss cheese and suck your lover’s nose. Slightly less intense

She gave Jake a modest Swiss kiss while watching Its alway sunny in Philadelphia.

by Lilmsh January 20, 2022