The Stakeout Method

(noun) A method for getting a person that you think is attractive to notice you

Person 1: "How are you gonna get that sexy sorority girl in our English class to notice you?"
Person 2: "I think it's time to put The Stakeout Method into full effect.

by Stakeoutpioneer April 14, 2015

Method Attorney

an attorney who in order to understand his criminal clients, commits the same type of crime

Bob: Did you hear about Tim getting arrested?
Phil: No, what happened?
Bob: He tried to jack-up a convenience store last night.
Phil: Why did he do that?
Bob: He was trying to get into his client's head.
Phil: Oh, he is a method attorney.

by advobri August 1, 2007

Jeff Method

When a girl shows interest in you, and instead of responding you simply ignore her, and leave for another continent.

This girl I wasn't into was all over me, so I just used the Jeff Method and up and left for Europe.

by Laleph May 16, 2010

Domestic Violence Method

When a person (usually a woman) makes false allegations of rape, domestic violence or child abuse to gain leverage in Family Court or alienate the other parent from the children. Making false allegations of domestic violence allows the accusers to obtain Domestic Violence Orders, which they use to stop the other parent having contact with their children. Accusers may also obtain free Legal Aid, free community housing etc

Father : I haven't seen my kids in 2 years because the courts banned me when Sally said I was a psychopathic child molestor.

Friend : really bro? Sounds like she really put the Domestic Violence Method into effect.

by GotSpankedAsAKidButLovedIt September 27, 2013

book method

The method in which a male strategically places a textbook, workbook, or notebook in front of the crotch or pelvic region to cover an embarrasing erection or boner. Mostly used in between classes while walking in the hallways.

Mike: Chemistry was so boring man, all i thought about was fuckin' bitches.

Joe: shit dude did u get a boner?

Mike: yea, i had to use the book method after class.

by _bLinkme July 19, 2007

penny method

Form of birth control in which it is okay to have sex as long as the woman squeezes a penny between her knees.

My parents used the penny method, I have thirteen brothers and sisters.

by ThunderMummy November 11, 2005

methor

A methor is a dark mutated person from south east asia, who cleans shit for a living.

"yo methor clean up my shit"

by methor man November 6, 2007