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METH DUMP

Meth Dump; When a dissatisfied and soured customer returns to your place of business, with a huge gulp of kookabura coffee and takes a horrendous revenge dump in your employee bathroom without spraying air freshener or turning on ventilation fan or even flushing, as if they had been smoking meth.
"Mrs. Jones must have been pissed because she took a massive meth dump in the customer bathroom! WELL PLAYED MRS JONES. WELL PLAYED!"
by MONGO TRAINER November 13, 2018
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meth biscuit

Biscuit referring to the measurement of the weight of an ounce.
It smells like there must be a Biscuit (meth biscuit)Factory in that trailer park.
by Theallamericancaveman August 5, 2017
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Meth mutt

Someone who is hell bent on getting high that they would do anything to get a fix. To the point of robbing friends and family and blaming them for thier treacherous habit
Brooke the meth mutt robbed me for everything leaving me with nothing and took it out on me
by Setzós March 26, 2017
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meth nap

A short nap that regenerates your energy
Pam was so tired she took a meth nap on her lunch break.
by Ggregg5425 May 28, 2016
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Thats meth

when your friend has such a great idea that you are so psyched to try it you cant focus on anything else
Dev: wanna order some burgers?
Pat: thats meth!

Dev: I'll Uber Eats it
by thatsmethman October 22, 2020
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Ass-meth

The intentional placement of meth into ones ass with the intent to use at a later time; usually while incarcerated. Often dispersed to fellow inmates. Commonly laced with fecal matter.
Can you believe all those inmates shared his ass-meth.
by Eric whitefoot October 3, 2021
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Meth....soleucine

The longest word with 189,819 letters in the whole gosh darn world which is the chemical name for titin.
People debate whether it is or not a real word as the chemical name should be what titin is made of. We never know.
(I'm so sorry the word and definition is so long....)
Person 1: You scared of long words?
Person 2: Uhh... yeah...
Person 1: How'd you like: Meth....soleucine
Person 2: *Goes SSUI and blasts person 1 into oblivion*
by AlyviaTubez July 16, 2021
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