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cure mermaid

Very epic go princess girl turns into funi mermaid princess and beats the shit out of villans with funi Flora, Twinkle, and Scarlet cure.
Cure Mermaid is one of the best blue cures to ever be made
by axel chains January 8, 2023
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Visiting the Little Mermaid

When a gentleman performs oral stimulation on a young lady.
"Damn, I have a hair stuck in my teeth!"
"Why?"
"I was visiting the Little Mermaid last night."
by Manx Drunkard December 5, 2013
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The Double Dirty Mermaid

A sex act. When you put a live fish up a girls ass and the guys ass until only the tail fin shows. Then you fuck.
My brother and his girlfriend took my betas and committed the double dirty mermaid.
by Mochathiccthot August 17, 2018
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The Screaming Mermaid

When you are banging your girl in the shower, and right before she orgasms, you hit her in the head with a can of tuna. Preferably the four-pack. “You wanted to know what a #ScreamingMermaid was right??!!
My girl begged me to tell her what “The Screaming Mermaid” was, so I banged her in the shower, and before she came, I hit her in the head with a can of tuna. She was so bewildered, she didn’t even ask me why Tuna was in the shower in the first place.
by Nadasurfer October 23, 2019
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my girlfriend's a mermaid

"oh em gee my girlfriend's a mermaid!! that's right!! she can't swim tho.
by verycoolcockroach February 22, 2021
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Creepy Mermaid

When you wrap your partner's legs in a sheet or blanket then either defecate, urinate, or ejaculate on their face at which point they creep around like a mermaid out of water looking for something to wash their face.
Hey Kim are you going out with your boyfriend tonight.

No, he gave me a creepy mermaid last night so we are seeing other people now.
by cat.piss100 April 18, 2010
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Princess-mermaid Hair

A girls hair when she first wakes up and has no product in it. It is usually wavy and untamed. Girls usually proceed to add masses of chemicals and straighten the shit out of it.
Girl: I just woke up and my hair looks like shit!
Girl 2: No it's beautiful! It's princess-mermaid hair!
by kupkake2015 November 29, 2012
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