Mercedes

A bitch ass women that gave up in life, and left her kids with some fucking christians... 5 years of cancer, and for what, bitch should have gave up on the first wasting my damn time with massages. THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.... I miss you, please come back... im imploring you.

yo mom mercedes you

by lonelynigga January 3, 2019

Mercendes

A homosexual male that is usually of Mexican or other hispanic decent, and must pick oranges for a living. Some Mercendes' like to manage things like teams, or clubs, and like to have certain people in their teams that are not legit, so they can carry their dead weight. A Mercendes also likes to steal other peoples names to look OG. Mercendes' also like to represent garbage ass clubs/teams that were never good for example "The best soccer team is the CaGEd Birds!!!!11" A Mercendes also likes to imagine girls that he imaginarly dates

Wow dude, we just got fucked over for the win in soccer. He's such a Mercendes!!

Wtf dude, that guy is using his hands in soccer, what a Mercendes!!

John: Who the fuck is that in my backyard picking oranges?

Amy: OH thats just a Mercendes!!

John: Why the fuck is he wearing a sombrero.

by iownnoobs December 14, 2008

Mercedes

Official car of the National Asshole Association.

Did you just see that douche in a Mercedes cut me off? It's like he thinks he owns the whole road!

by Queen Cynic May 25, 2016

Mercedes

A girl who constantly smokes weed and is gets passed around by a lot of boys. She is also known as a “rbo lottie” or a “treesha” she also doesn’t know how to do simple tasks as style her baby hairs. They are always fucking breakdancing like what the hell

Damn she got passed around the whole party and look at her damn edges🤣
LMFAOO ofc she is that’s Mercedes

by Gegegegrgr August 6, 2019

Mercedes

Luxury, exotic, elegance class

Name: ikechukwu Mercedes

by Mark Mercedes January 29, 2020

Mercedes 240d

The most reliable car ever. You can't argue against that, it is fact. It is also quite slow. The hood badges were stolen often in the 80s.

Yeah, my Mercedes 240d hit 1,000,000 miles yesterday. Still runs great though!

by Car Nerd 9,000 January 21, 2021

Mercedes-Benz

Black/ Silver, improved version of Force India or whatever the fuck it's called

r/formula1 will make you want to buy a Mercedes-Benz

by Catinus Z February 2, 2021