Merps

A fabulous max human being that tends to be quite kawaii but is extremely awkward and creepy.

A cat.

Wow, they're a merps!

by Shorps July 5, 2012

merb

Management verb. A word that is used as a substitute for action but that is intended to give the (mistaken) impression that action has or will take place.

Empower, synergise, collaborate, engage, converge, govern, brain-storm, strategise, leverage and carriage are examples of merbs.

by FalseProphet February 10, 2007

merble

adjective - state of utter disarray or incoherence

I fucked her merbley eye'd.

by Reegan B. Schatler April 19, 2005

Merish

A girl who has a large mustash
and likes to show off

That merish is such a bitch
she should go shave her mustash

by Anahienma February 2, 2008

merbits

My-Eyes-Roll-Back-In-Their-Sockets.
Extreme response to stimulus, be it bad
TV, bad kareoke, or really good chocolate, hitting the gas in a good hot-rod.

A long, torturous 'speech' from Bush Jr.
A Clapton Solo. A tight bend on a good
Ducati. Same response, but for good or bad reasons.

by Insomniac May 27, 2004

merbels

a totally fuckin awesome person who usually smokes bugs with his buddy spergy

yo merbels are you seshing with spergy today

by jamsauce17 May 14, 2015

Mersha

Fake socialist European country in which the latest news is always that the Prime Minister, killed herself.

"hey did you hear about whats happening in the great European country of Mersha? "
"no, whats goin on"
"the prime minister killed herself!"

by owl,owl December 16, 2018