marfy

Completely in dis-array. Messed up. Out of sorts and not organized. Tore back.

She woke up from spending the night and her hair was completely marfy.

by Mike Sommers January 22, 2008

marf

A contraction of the words muff and barf. Muff meaning vagina and barf meaning....barf. Slang for the technical term vaginal vomit.

Will can you clean up the couch? Your girlfriend and all her STDs left some marf on it the last time you guys boned.

by Hayden Mckay March 24, 2011

Marf

Someone who has Marfan Syndrome. Commonly used with in group of people.

I'm hanging with my Marfs.

by MarfMan August 9, 2012

Marfing

The act of sniffing a cow's hind end as it farts with the goal of obtaining a high from the chemicals released in the flatulence.

Clint was out in the cow pastures marfing all night long.

by JBMooney March 3, 2019

Mears

Quickly Pooping

Francie had to mears, because she thought she would miss her ride if she stayed in the bathroom long.

by Grace February 21, 2009

meaf

Me as fuck. Super relatable.

When you see that perfect internet meme, or pair of shoes that suits you perfectly, that shit is meaf.

me as fuck < me af < meaf

Did you see Jenny's new jacket? That thing is super meaf.

by BanoSnapper December 15, 2016

marfa

made up word that has no meaning and never will. It means whatever you want it to mean.

You fucking stupid ass marfa

by Lindsay September 18, 2004