Mayo Surprise

A sexual position where you cover your dick in mayonnaise and fuck a person in the ass with said mayonnaise covered dick

Guy: damn girl you so fine, I wanna stick my dick in mayonnaise and fuck you in the ass with it, call that a Mayo surprise

Girl: please never talk to me again

by Beyond sleepy September 10, 2021

Mayo-wich

A sandwich that has such large amounts of mayonnaise on it, that it's about all you can really taste. Not to mention how unhealthy and fattening it is.

Jim: Hey! What are you eating Bob?
Bob: A sandwich, with lots of mayo.
Jim: Looks like a Mayo-wich to me.

by TheSandwichGuy April 13, 2011

Whipped Mayo

Cum.

He went into his bedroom to make some whipped mayo.

by Not Jaffa July 17, 2021

Pink Mayo

Pink Mayo is the mixture that leaks out after you ejaculate inside a girl that is actively having her period....

I came insider while she was having her menses but the shit jizz and the blood mixed...and pink mayo was born

by Pushpushindabush February 4, 2020

Chrissy Mayo

On the outside she is often mistaken as weird or her kindness being used as a weakness but deep down inside she is down to earth, attractive, humble with a genuine soul. She don't play no games, a savage when need be and has a unique sense of humor and if you love her the right way she will love you forever.

"Chrissy Mayo" is dope in her own right and the real ones know this🌹🌻

by Cookie Crisp444 November 23, 2021

Nathan Mayo

Sexy guy with a thick dick. Kind, loving, and charismatic. They are great husbands and boyfriends.

My pussy hurts, I had me a Nathan Mayo last night and he beat it up.

by Judobitch June 2, 2018

Mayo/Mayonnaise

Another way of referring to cum

When you are hitting and she wraps her legs around your neck, causing you to release your Mayo/Mayonnaise

Him: Babe I think I'm close
Her: Don't you dare. Hold it in
Him: I don't think I can
Her: Hold the Mayonnaise!!

by SydMak February 16, 2021