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Mayo Fakie

Mayo Fakie - Using an old mayonnaise packet on your partner in attempt to mimic an ejaculation.
Man, I had to use the old mayo fakie on Lucy last night. Totally wasn't having it last night.
by Mr.Butter4 July 19, 2016
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mayo potato

A interesting character that has the best nickname in the world: MAYO POTATO. She has swag and style. Everyone wants to be Mayo Potato
"It's Mayo Potato!" Said Girl 1. " Ya she da coolest" Everyone said.
by KA LAYLA DA ONE AND ONLY March 7, 2017
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mayo shot

A regular shot, such as Sambuca or vodka, but with a squirt of mayo in it.

Typically used as a forfeit
If you don't win this game you've got to do a mayo shot
by Johnny_hood February 7, 2020
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Mayo/Mayonnaise

Another way of referring to cum
When you are hitting and she wraps her legs around your neck, causing you to release your Mayo/Mayonnaise

Him: Babe I think I'm close
Her: Don't you dare. Hold it in
Him: I don't think I can
Her: Hold the Mayonnaise!!
by SydMak February 16, 2021
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ellen mayo

if you say it fast enough, it sounds like you're saying lmao. used instead of lmao.
oh my gosh i didn't mean to send that on here! ellen mayo
by elohelelemayo January 11, 2021
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Pink Mayo

Pink Mayo is the mixture that leaks out after you ejaculate inside a girl that is actively having her period....
I came insider while she was having her menses but the shit jizz and the blood mixed...and pink mayo was born
by Pushpushindabush February 4, 2020
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Mayo-wich

A sandwich that has such large amounts of mayonnaise on it, that it's about all you can really taste. Not to mention how unhealthy and fattening it is.
Jim: Hey! What are you eating Bob?
Bob: A sandwich, with lots of mayo.
Jim: Looks like a Mayo-wich to me.
by TheSandwichGuy April 13, 2011
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