Mayo/Mayonnaise

Another way of referring to cum

When you are hitting and she wraps her legs around your neck, causing you to release your Mayo/Mayonnaise

Him: Babe I think I'm close
Her: Don't you dare. Hold it in
Him: I don't think I can
Her: Hold the Mayonnaise!!

by SydMak February 16, 2021

ellen mayo

if you say it fast enough, it sounds like you're saying lmao. used instead of lmao.

oh my gosh i didn't mean to send that on here! ellen mayo

by elohelelemayo January 11, 2021

Mayo-wich

A sandwich that has such large amounts of mayonnaise on it, that it's about all you can really taste. Not to mention how unhealthy and fattening it is.

Jim: Hey! What are you eating Bob?
Bob: A sandwich, with lots of mayo.
Jim: Looks like a Mayo-wich to me.

by TheSandwichGuy April 13, 2011

Whipped Mayo

Cum.

He went into his bedroom to make some whipped mayo.

by Not Jaffa July 17, 2021

morning mayo

When you wake up the morning after having unprotected anal sex and find 'leakage'. Morning mayo happens when a person is too tired to go clean up after intercourse.

Person 1 : Morning Babe, I had fun last night.
Person 2 : Me too.
Person 1 : Why is the bed wet?
Person 2 : Oh, I have morning mayo..

by I'm THAT person December 22, 2015

laying the mayo

When a man pulls out his junk then the other guy lay's his sperm on the other guys penis. ( cock , dick , dick-hole).

1. Jerry layed on that dude last night.

2. The mayo was fresh.

( laying the mayo )

by Masterbating monkey May 25, 2014

Lady Mayo

Female ejaculation/cum. The liquid that is emitted during an intense female orgasm. often associated with the term 'squirting' or 'gushing'.

"dude she totally got her lady mayo all over my sheets"

"hey I heard he has a lady mayo fetish, you should totally give him a big squirt tonight"

by graham crack March 19, 2014