Mayhem Muff

A Mayhem Muff is a vagina. A mayhem muff is a vagina you just can’t control the power of.

Oh my god becky would you look at that mayhem muff... it pops severely

by Skinana January 9, 2021

Mayember

The month of May but it feels like November and December.

Here we are in 2021 and its a typical Mayember day, the heating is on the dog is wet and my coat is drying of by the fire.

by AndiPandiK May 16, 2021

Malemel Toe

When wearing tight pants the dick and balls are smooshed together to form the appearance of a camel toe.

Sure, Anthony's butt looks good in those pants, but everyone’s watching him because he's exhibiting major malemel toe.

by pongrizzle September 19, 2021

Mayleen

Mayleen is a rare but an exquisite animal. They are usually found deep in the wilds, pretending to be humans sometimes. They are usually mean and are gullible. Mayleen can also be a term for wild or crazy.

Person 1: Woah, what's that? A new animal???
Person 2: no, that's just a mayleen.

by Jullibobhehehe12 November 4, 2021

Mayhem

Mayhem's are people who's parent's wanted to play sadistic jokes on their child by naming them after a metal rock band thinking it'll get them some clout at their jobs or family reunions. Though they're named after the word for chaos they're not too crazy about much and they can't pull bitches for shit because of their lack of game. They also have extreme gay midget porn addictions.

"Did you hear what that bitch ass Mayhem did last week?"

"Nah wassup what'd he do?"

"The mf got caught watching gay midget porn again in class."

"What a fucking weirdo."

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Maylee

The most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. She’ll always be there for you whenever you need her. she has beautiful dirty blonde hair with beautiful eyes. her smile will make anyone fall in love with her. they have an amazing body and a stunning personality. they are so beautiful even without makeup on

you should marry a maylee

by djdkosjebloveyoumay-may November 21, 2021

Mayhem

The most handsome and pretty human to walk the planet. Best bass player and tends to have red hair and pretty eyes with the best eyeliner you've ever laid eyes on.

Person 1: Oh my god did you see Mayhem?
Person 2: Yeah dude they looked so good today!

by manliest wife November 22, 2021