Material Girling

Material girling is when u doing queen/king/monarch shit

Niki:"omg look at Rachel's outfit!"
Sam:"omg yesss she's material girling😻"

by anonymous December 14, 2021

whacking material

Pornographic literature with no other purpose than to be used in assisting masturbation.

The trucker didn't care about the titles or the quality of the porno magazines, he was just looking for whacking material.

by Gilbert Narley April 21, 2007

synthetic materialism

A framework of material reality as a manifestation of the irreversible nature of linear time

Posits linear time, material reality, and history as illusions or antitheses of Nietzsche's nihilism.

The synthesis of Karl Marx's dialectical materialism

Synthetic materialism argues that there is no history and by extension that there is no material reality.

Rather than material reality creating the illusion of a past, synthetic materialism argues that the past creates the illusion of material reality

by sandraxine December 15, 2017

Mateusz

Mateusz is the polish name for Matthew. Mateusz loves soccer and his two friends start with K and M. Mateusz can be a jerk but always makes up for it. He does have a crush on a girl in his class but is bad at not showing it. Mateusz is tough on the outside and soft on the inside.

Friend that starts with a K: OMG is that Mateusz?!
Friend that starts with a M : no wayyyyyyyy

by w a s s u p May 4, 2019

Blem Masters

A collection of passionate marijuana smoking connoisseurs who have an appreciation for funny, trippy and straight belligerent times. They live by the herb and die by the herb. Also known as blemmers.

The Blem Masters would like to go on a blemmer trip to Amsterdam or Jamaica to get totally blemmed.

by blemmer June 19, 2010

Mater tua criceta fuit, -et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus

Latin for "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries". (A quote from Monty Python's Holy Grail.)

Mater tua criceta fuit, -et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus!

by Arthur- King of the Britons August 3, 2011

tui mater

Latin for "Your mom". Can be used to display one's superiority; even moreso than conventional "Your mom" usage it can, because it's in a different language and makes you sound smarter.

1: So, what're you doin' tonight?
2: Tui mater! O!
3: *face melts from display of awesomenity*

by Der Capitan November 2, 2003