mouse mat

A hairy bush of a vagina with a tampon string hanging out of it, or possibly dangling in the wind.

Man, I was gonna munch that puss 'til I realized it was a mouse mat.

by george pooney April 3, 2008

beer mat

A drip mat placed under a glass of beer.

I can't find my beer mat.

by rhatta November 24, 2003

Dirty Mat

When a male (typically from Moncton) grabs your ass and proceeds to spin you around like a WWE wrestler. He then proceeds to drink your cum juice that was squirted out when you were spinning.

I performed a Dirty Mat on Edward yesterday.

by yeatbeat123 March 9, 2020

Yob tvoyu mat

Fuck your mother in Russian, nice for CSGO

YOB TVOYU MAT TEAMMATE UR SO BAD

by DragL February 25, 2020

JO mat.

"Jack off material" - Usually used when one sees a very hot woman/man.

Yeah broskie, Angelina Jolie is def JO mat. in that movie.

by Jayeffz August 14, 2010

walking mat

a person who is easily taken advantage of.

Reference to the phrase "Don't let people walk all over you" and a comical twist on the word "doormat"

Tiffany: Why do people always ask ME for money?
Ashley: You don't say no. In the future, just learn to say no and stop being a walking mat.

by Realest-And-Comical March 3, 2016

man mat

A woman who let's men walk all over her no matter how badly he treats her.

Trixie is such a man mat. Her boyfriend cheats on her and she takes him back every time.

by catlady70 March 27, 2016