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mark masturbater

Someone who can't stop jerkin it anywhere they go. He will jerk it anywhere including school, work, church, or even while taking a shit.
Yo he is a Mark Masturbater I saw him jerkin in church!
by Feet Fucker May 22, 2014
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The most powerful roast of all time. Unlike the others, this can only be used when all other resources are exhausted; it does not skip places in the hierarchy. Will beat both hierarchical roasts (your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, your family tree lgbt and your ancestors were incestors) and non-hierarchical roasts (your granpap a trap, your sister a mister etc.). Only susceptible to the eternal no u.
Person 1: your mom gay lol
Person 2: Hah, basic- your dad lesbian
Person 1: Pfft, weak, your granny tranny
Person 2: Don't make me do it
Person 1: Go on ya pussy
Person 2: your family tree lgbt
*Person 1 and all his family are sent to hell and the galaxy collapses in on itself*
Person 1: *comes back from death* You think you've won?
Person 2: I have. Your ancestors were incestors.
Person 1: Nope. Your evolutionary originators chronic masterbators.
*the universe explodes*
by unespectedinquisition June 14, 2018
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Casterbater

Fly fisherman who will not leave their flies on the water. Limiting their quality of fishing. A person who casts too much.
I fished with this guy today. He was a total casterbater
by fishguyd September 13, 2009
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Mastacerbater

Someone who is bitter because they can't get anyone to get them off for them
My chemistry professor is a mastacerbater because he is mean and ugly.
by the_asian_ February 19, 2013
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MasterBadr

His Name is Badr, but he is your Master. He is, MASTERBADR
Hey MasterBadr how are you daddy?
by TerraBoyAlpha January 12, 2021
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Masterbathing

Bathing with the warm water running while the drain is also open, allowing continuous waterflow to ensure maximum comfort and pleasure for the bather.
Tad was masterbathing for over an hour today, and now there's no hot water left!
by SmitsMckey March 16, 2021
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Masterbatiphobia

Dude did you hear? Apparently Tiffany gave Jonas a handy and Jonas fainted from being so scared. Apparently he didnt tell her he had Masterbatiphobia.
by Phobia-Chan June 4, 2021
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