massive pile

A term used to describe a car, or most often so called "luxury" cars that are not truly a luxury car ie. Lexus. They are often driven by low level businessmen who were cheap suits, but want people to think that they are a big shot.

Jim: Did you see that accountant???
Tom: Ya!! He was in that massive pile!

by abcdegf February 5, 2010

massively egodouchical

Possessing massive quantities of douche-baggery due primarily to excessive egotism.

After listening to Frank's latest rant we all decided that his behavior was massively egodouchical.

by Peregrinator November 12, 2009

massive nerd

Usually called Robert and rides a bmw motorbike, with separate, notarized, containers for belongings. Excellent in bed tho

“Robert is such a massive nerd, but he definitely does his job well”

by Blimmi August 7, 2023

Massive Fan

Massive fan: noun (Ma-siv-fan)
A young female of any race who may feel more than comfortable waking up with one (or in fact mulitple) ballbag(s) on her face.

I didn't know you knew Polly?" "Who doesn't!? She's a MASSIVE fan!

by El Lobo Negro January 26, 2011

massive faggot

Davik.

Davik is a massive faggot when he screams.

by BlackHawkFTW December 9, 2015

Swanley massive

The home town of crazed nobody adam. The only one who thinks palace are a proper team of footballers.

Adam "Do u want to come to swanley?"
Other "No i will get mugged and might think palace are slightly good2

by James December 14, 2004

massive tits

The ultimate reward of a long journey of socially awkward conversations or fake dick pics.

Dude, that chick I fucked last night had massive tits.

by BigDickBazuso January 27, 2018