University of Maryland

UMD is ranked #63 nationally; it is an all-around amazing school. From the great parties to the prestigious academics, making the school more selective each year, UMD has it all. The party life is also amazing, and their is tons of diversity and school spirit. Only one metro stop away from DC, University of Maryland College Park could not be in a better location. All in all, the University of Maryland is an amazing school in every aspect, and it gets more prestigious each year, while it remains affordable.

Tim:What college are you going to?
Sophia:University of Maryland. Told you all that studying would pay off!
Tim:Lucky ducky

by Coolyuy12347488338 June 26, 2019

Marlin

Marlin is the most attractive guy u will ever meet, he also has the biggest dick u will find so keep him and don’t lose him. He is very loyal and loves to party.

Marlin gave me the best ride last night

by Almighty god October 27, 2019

Charlotte Hall, Maryland

Redneckville. A small redneck town in southern Maryland where there is nothing to do but drink and/or go hunting. A town shared with Charles and St. Mary's County. A place where you have to share the roads with the amish and the tractors. The popular place to go in the middle of the night is WAWA, cause thats the only thing open. Everything else closes around 8 on the weekday. Everyone knows that in the summer you go to Bert's about once a week to get ice cream. Everyone has either lived or crashed at a house in Golden Beach. The local high school is known as Cow Pie High. The only thing we are popular for is the band Good Charlotte, and the local amish market open on Sautrdays and Wednesdays.

Charlotte Hall, Maryland, home to the camo wearing redneck boys of America.

by MRyon February 24, 2009

hooking marlin

To nod off repeatedly when tired in a motion resembling hooking a fish, namely, a marlin.

originated in Lompoc, CA

During that lecture I was totally hooking marlin.

by Greg Bryant July 20, 2008

parading the marlin

When you cum in a girl's eye and while she's disoriented you fish hook her mouth with your index finger and drag her out of the room to show her to your buddies, hence parading her around like she was a marlin you caught.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally got in trouble for parading the marlin last night. Your girlfriend totally didn't appreciate it.

Guy 2: Why was my girlfriend there?

Guy 1: She was the marlin.

by Mr.Quackers5380 September 8, 2009

maryland

like some others, its 2 states in 1. the west is like pennsylvania or new york, with the big baltimore/dc urban area; the east is filled with corn fields and is more like a hickish southern region; the oasis in the east is ocean city, which is like the jersey shoreline, not hickish like virginia beach; maryland's chesapeake bay is the world's diritiest waterway

baltimore maryland and the maryland eastern shore are like 2 different states

by StatesDude March 31, 2004

St. Mary's College of Maryland

the best school ever. you can smoke weed all day and write papers trashing capitalism all night. st. mary's is where you go to study the rest of fuckhead population USA. kids there don't give a shit what they're going to do after college, they'll be a teacher or something. this school makes you a better human being. also the professors are awesome.

"so what's your essay on?"
"i'm turning my paper for 'sexuality in modernism' into a paper about communism."
"oh yeah, i forgot you go to St. Mary's College of Maryland"

"where are you?"
"i'm at St. Mary's College of Maryland. i'm drinking beer with some people on a beach but all they have is natty bo."

"i'm a student at St. Mary's College of Maryland, and i'm so high i don't even remember what i wrote in this urban dictionary entry"

by realdumper283 March 12, 2010