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WHERES MY CHICKEN WINGS
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DONDE ESTAS ME POLLOS AYAS
Man, Marta is one fat ugly fuck
by poop April 5, 2005
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Marta

Marta is so fat its scary
by Lamar556743 June 13, 2015
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marota

a kid with such a crooked dick that he could fuck around a corner
"that bitch took my marota, until she bled"
by palmer April 23, 2004
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Marta Idea

An idea that was VERY poorly thought out. Usually the first thing that comes to mind.

Example 1:
Marta: Hey guys let's all be the Wizard of Oz for Halloween! Friend 1 can be Dorothy, I'll be the Lion, Friend 2 can be the tin man, and Friend 3 can be the scarecrow!
Friend 2: No. And you forgot Friend 4, Friend 5, and Friend 6. 'Tis a Marta Idea.
Example two:
Marta: Hey guys for Friend 1's birthday let's surprise her with a party at the mall!
Everyone: Ok...sounds reasonable...
Marta: I'll be there with her and we'll see you there kthxbai.
*Day of Surprise*
Marta: Hey guys I told Friend 1 about the surprise, but she'll act surprised. And yea sorry, I can't make cupcakes. And she's getting bored. You all ruined this surprise.
*2 hours later*
Marta is no where to be found. She and Friend 3 have disappeared into the mall, leaving everyone else.

Friend 1: WORST BIRTHDAY EVER WHOEVER PLANNED THIS IS STUPID OMG I'M GONNA GO CRY.

Everyone: 'Tis a Marta Idea.
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martangie

when two 40 somethings get together and become one in union and happiness
46 yr old martin meets 43 year old angela, they fall in love and become martangie
by fhionnbar May 1, 2008
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Marital Twins

When a married couple has been together so long, they look alike, sound alike and dress alike.
Him: “Did you see that couple with the same haircut?”

Her: “Yeah, they almost have the same shirt on, too.”

Him: “They’ve been married so long, they’ve become marital twins.”
by dogstar7 August 4, 2011
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Martavious

Martavious is a bad ass stuck up bitch no bitch has shit on martavious , martavious is also a good friend that always has your back Martavious’s are usually fashionable and they are very nice to everyone and will always make sure your good before they are
Martavious is that bitch
by Sittlebittlediddle November 22, 2021
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