T*nginamo Marites!
by Galunggong May 18, 2020
Get the Marites mug.by John Smith April 16, 2004
Get the Marathon mug.YOUR GIRLFRIEND/WIFE AND YOU WILL MAKE LOVE 26.22 TIMES IN ONE NIGHT. THAT’S ROUGHLY 3.3 TIMES PER HOUR, FOR 8-HOURS… THAT WAY, IF YOU GO TO BED AT 10 PM, YOU CAN FINISH AND YET STILL GET ENOUGH SLEEP TO BE PRODUCTIVE THE NEXT-DAY (PREFERABLY A SATURDAY OR SUNDAY). HOORAY! HOWEVER, YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A MINI-FRIDGE, TWO-PLASTIC GLASSES, FOUR-ENERGY DRINKS, SIX-BOTTLED WATERS, THREE-GALLONS OF ORANGE JUICE, 10-MINI BOTTLES OF KY (SUFFICIENT LUBE), AND 2-3 SUB-PAR MOVIES; BECAUSE IF THEY PROVE TOO INTERESTING, YOU AND/OR YOUR LOVER COULD POSSIBLY GET SIDE-TRACKED, COSTING YOU PRECIOUS TIME. THIS TIME SHALL BE CALLED, “MARATHON”.
"Tina and I will hopefully entertain thoughts of "Marathon" tonight. I accidentally left my seeing glasses at the office during lunch and ingested 4-Viagra pills by mistake. Things aren't looking good down below. So I figure I will mention it at dinner and see how she takes to the idea."
by Tolan Lichty February 9, 2009
Get the Marathon mug.Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?
Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.
Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.
by Scott trowbridge July 6, 2006
Get the marital device mug.bro 1: "Bro, I'm going on a marathon tonight."
bro 2: "That's crazy bro, I hope you're prepared for that shit bro."
bro 1: "I was born ready. Bro."
bro 2: "That's crazy bro, I hope you're prepared for that shit bro."
bro 1: "I was born ready. Bro."
by in.da.sky January 26, 2011
Get the marathon mug.oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine!
by bonak September 29, 2020
Get the oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine! mug.A real Canadian, unlike those asswipes from Ontario and Alberta. The original and best part of Canada, where people are down to earth, take the time to talk with you and ask how you are doing, and are known for being friendly.
Oh, and we actually respect America, our neighbours and trade partners. Hell, we should join New England, as the rest of Canada has no respect for what we have to offer.
Oh, and we actually respect America, our neighbours and trade partners. Hell, we should join New England, as the rest of Canada has no respect for what we have to offer.
"So, you're a Maritimer... you backward Newfie!"
"No, dick wad, Newfoundland is classified only as a part of Atlantic Canada, not the Maritimes. Doesn't the watered down education system in Ontario teach geography?"
"No, dick wad, Newfoundland is classified only as a part of Atlantic Canada, not the Maritimes. Doesn't the watered down education system in Ontario teach geography?"
by D. Daley October 8, 2005
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