marble method

A way to locate fat people. Simply drop a marble on the floor and follow it. because of gravity the marble will travel to the lowest point of the floor....where all the fat people are

Hi Frank what's up

Can't talk now I am using the Marble Method to find the Snapple Lady

by kahn May 13, 2005

marbled

To spew or vomit a small amount on yourself out of nowhere while sitting peacefully.

I was riding in the car to get some coffee when I marbled some of my previous evening's libations on my lower lip and shirt.

by Danimal3 April 15, 2013

Marblehead

A town in Massachusetts north of Boston. Marblehead can be known for having a good music scene that many kids don't appreciate, good schools, and a culture of kids who talk about how much they hate this town. Most families are wealthy, some are not. Often there is a lot to do for kids but they don't realize it or try looking. But this is the same as pretty much any suburban town across the country. Many kids say they hate living here, even though they know they have it mad easy, but this is because they lack creative thinking skills and are so used to having things handed to them they refuse to take things into their own hands. Other kids figure out things to do and don't complain all the time. But honestly it is a beautiful town and if you can't find anything to do outside you suck.

Kid 1 - There's nothing to do in Marblehead tonight, let's just sit around and complain.

Kid 2 - Well, remember we are all rich and have cars. So let's just find something to do somewhere else...

Kid 1 - That's retarded, I hate this town.

Kid 2 - Ok...

by CRAZYEIGHTSSS October 14, 2009

Light dawns on Marblehead

When something obvious is finally recognized by some stupid shit.

It might be a good idea to wear a mask after Donald Trump caught COVID-19.
Ah, light dawns on Marblehead!

by Beat Service October 2, 2020

german marble bag

A too-small speedo bathing suit.

While at the beach, some overweight moron strolled by in his German marble bag all but exposing his hairy nut-sack.

by Ray September 16, 2003

marblecake

The cake baked by 4channers to celebrate their victory in making Moot the winner of the 3rd annual TIME 100 poll in 2009.

http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1894028,00.html

How it went (hint, 1st letter 1st word in name):

Moot
Anwar Ibrahim
Rick Warren
Baitullah Mehsud
Larry Brilliant
Eric Holder
Carlos Slim
Angela Merkel
Kobe Bryant
Evo Morales

The message continued:

Alexander Lebedev
Lil' Wayne
Sheik Ahmed bin Zayed Al Nahyan
Odell Barnes

Tina Fey
Hu Jintao
Eric Cantor

Gamal Mubarak
Ali al-Naimi
Muqtada al-Sadr
Elizabeth Warren

Dude, anon's message to the world after rigging the TIME 100 '09 vote says "Marblecake" and "also, the gam...." #@$% I just lost.

by LegionaryBlackup666 April 27, 2009

Marbley

When somebody is so cool you simply cannot contain how awesome that individual is.

"He is so Marbley!"

by Mr.Imaginary March 15, 2013