Midget Mallet

When you stick a midget on the end of your dick and swing her around beating someone to death.

SephirothXWEAPON: and coming over ther to beat you over the head with a midget mallet!

by Cebo December 23, 2003

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Manley

Meaning the sexiest guy in the world, usually really hot and gets all the girls.

Will usually be racist towards mexicans.

"Damn Kyle is such a Manley"

by kooliozzzzzzzz August 12, 2008

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Manklet

When a straight man, other than a surfer, wears something (as an ornament) around the ankle which by definition makes him appear gay.

Pronunciation: \ˈmaŋ-klət\
Function: Noun

Lifeguard: "Everyone staying at this resort has to wear a colored band on their ankle if they're going to use the pool."

Guest: "I don't care what the reason, you won't catch me dead wearning a manklet."

by Clark Westfield March 27, 2009

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Shit Mallet

To release gas from one's rectum (fart) in front of an automated sliding door like those found at entrances and exits of grocery stores, so that when the door opens and a breeze rushes in, on-comers will be hit directly in the olfactory system (nose - sense of smell) by one's 'stink'.

Jay farted in front of the doors at the Soccer Centre last night and when Joyce walked out through the doors, his 'stink' hit me like a 'shit mallet'.

by ArsenalArmada January 23, 2008

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