mandatoptional

When someone tells you a task is optional, but you know you actually are going to have to do it.

I have to work this weekend. My boss told me it’s optional, but I really know it’s mandatoptional. If I don’t go in, I will get fired.

by Major Dad May 6, 2019

Mandabear

Is very short and also the big gay but is the most beautiful person you'll ever meet, they also very precious, unique, and talented in their own way. They're also smart but can be a bit brain dead sometimes. You would be blessed to have this person in your life. They make you feel like the centre of the universe just by gazing into their most glorious sparkling eyes. They're quiet at first but the more you know them, the more interesting and amazing they get. They deserve the best of the bestest in their lives and if you break their heart... May the lord have mercy on your poor soul from the devil you have awakened. Manda bears are the most unique, loveable, gorgeous people on earth, you'll never meet a person like them. The only downfall is their trust and respect, something you should never break and lose.

I think I just found a mandabear, my life has been so amazing and full of joy ever since they came into my life

by WolvesCB September 21, 2021

MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH

if the SHIT SANDWICH doesn't FEEL RIGHT STOP!!!

Trying to stop C0PR0PHILIA from ANAL ALAN as the MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH will keep bringing you to the in HO SPIT a BULL SOUTH SANDWICH ISLANDS where once you SWALLOW SHIT it is going more SOUTH as a REAL UNSHIT SANDWICH that stays NORTH for awhile is the best bend as ANAL ALAN you need to stay away from GEORGIA or LADY "GAGA" is a BAD ROMANCE as to deal with her pet MONKEY JOANNE who messES(EAT SHIT) with GERMS all the time in EATILY is your bound to get the same good old fashioned "trying to convert a FAGG0T to straight" don't bring SHIT to my ITALIAN RESTAURANT or you will TING TING indefinitely with the TOILET or I TO LET as the MAFIA PACIFICO PASTA throw up program is in place which being sick for two days vomting in NEW YORK CITY and no they are not( DOING FINE but DOING DIRT), as it is a know TAE picnic , "as is that JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE is EATING just BUTTER ON HIS PASTA tonight while the CLEOPATRA MY LADY PROSTITUTE VIOLATORS are EATING the MARINARA EMETIC SPAGHETTI SAUCE AND MEATBALLS.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 17, 2022

Mandatorisation

To make something compulsory

The mandatorisation of the new COVID-19 Tracking App has triggered major backlash amidst society.

by KPNTGTACCA June 2, 2022

Mandatory fun

When you are forced to have "fun" by (most likely) someone with higher power than you or your coworker. Most of the time when this happens, it is (un)surprisingly, not very fun. For a good example, watch the video, "Management has Allowed a Pizza Party for 2 Million Subscribers" on Youtube from Pointcrow.

1: Sorry I can't come over this weekend, my boss is making us have Mandatory fun.
2: Same, it sucks.

by The_Mad_Doctor September 4, 2023

Manwater

A man's pee

I really have to go to the bathroom and release my manwater

by Janeygirl August 5, 2011

manatee

A confident, tomboyish, and often large woman with a low voice, who is capable of impersonating and often out-doing the male singing voice.

I love Nina Simone's music. Her voice is so deep, and she sings with a ton of soul. That woman is a manatee.

by Jammd June 20, 2011