Malpalo

Cuban for a Bad Dick 'Its Just Useless '

D'andre is Un Malpalo !

Zack has a Better Palo !

But Zack Still has Un Malpalo !

by Boricuaa<33 December 12, 2010

malpropriate

to spell a word wrong or in the wrong context

teacher writes words on board: "Right about anything you want to."
Student raises hand and says "Mr/Mrs. (SoandSo) did you intend to malpropriate the word 'Wright?'"

by Bilbo Bobkins October 27, 2011

Malhelsky

A word describing a creepy 23 year old douche with premature balding who matches his polo horses to his under shirts who works at a middle school hall monitor bullshit position and hits on girls 2 times younger than him. He brings his wet dreams to life by getting a paycheck to sketch on the local middle school girls.

Amanda: "Olivia, did you see that creepy Malhelsky over there?"
Olivia: "Yeah he was totally checking out our tits."
Amanda: "I gotta go to the bathroom"
Olivia: "Make sure you angle your pussy away from the air vent, that Malhelsky installed cameras the other day and will try to get a sneak peak at your kitten."
* 2 hours later*

Malhelsky: "MMMMMM i love me some fresh adolescent pussayyy.. Aaaaamanda didn't realize I put some in the stall she always goes in." "Purrr purrr lil kitten."

by victim34 August 2, 2012

malp you

'May I help you?" in a more convenient form. Particularly useful for bartenders, waitstaff, and others in the service industry.

"Malp you?"
"Whiskey on the rocks, please."

by Smashleighs November 11, 2013

maljhai

A gorgeous woman. Soft spoken and humorous. Often misunderstood, goody and loving. Sometimes called a goddess.

" You seen Maljhai?" " yeah I seen that goddess earlier."

by Bedsy June 18, 2018

Malpass

From the French 'bad passage'. One who likes to dabble.

Up the bum, no harm done.

That girl is a right Malpass, up the bum no harm done!

by SevenEleven711 May 27, 2017

Malahidejusted

Being malajusted to the world outside of Malahide.

She couldnt get to Dublin she was too Malahidejusted.

by Rubyrat July 26, 2017