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Magic the Gathering 

n. a card game published by Wizards of the Coast since the early 90's involving (as implied by the title) "magic" cards
MtG is like fucking card crack for gamers!
Magic the Gathering by Jassinm September 21, 2004

magic the gathering 

Crack captured in paper form. Actually, the original collectible trading card game, originally released in 1993, still going strong today. Made by Richard Garfield, and published by Wizards of the Coast. Two or more players duel each other using various creatures, spells, and artifacts. The object is to bring each other players life total down to 0 in order to win. This can be accomplished in many ways. It's up to you to decide how to do it. Seeing how over 40 expansion sets have been released over the years, there are almost endless possibilities.

Often ridiculed/stereotyped by chads, along with D&D, Star Wars, and World of Warcraft as the epitome of geekdom. On the contrary, it is known to be played by anyone, and most gamers I've met don't fall into the stereotypes, and in fact, do have a life, have other interests, get laid, etc. Only people with no life like to make fun of people who play games like these. Irony at it's finest.
MTG Player 1: I tap all my lands, and fireball you for 10 damage, you lose!

MTG Player 2: Aww, shit!

Random dipshit: What are you two fags doing?

MTG Player 1: Just got done playing a game of Magic, now we're gonna go hit up a kegger.

Random dipshit: Whaa!? I didn't know you nerds did anything else with your lives but play Magic the gathering

MTG Player 1: Yeah, crazy shit, huh? It's gonna be killer! beer and bitches everywhere! And the best part is everyone going is totally chill.

Random dipshit: No way! can I come?

MTG Player 1: Sorry, chads aren't allowed at this party.
magic the gathering by Anonymous1_2 September 10, 2009

magic juice 

A drink made from mixing a little bit from each bottle in your parents' liquor cabinet.
"Take a little gin, vodka, tequila, rum and whiskey, we're gettin' some magic juice tonight."
magic juice by Henkrs1 September 6, 2009

Magic Dust 

Multiple different crushed up ecstasy pills that are snorted or bombed.
That Magic dust had me raving all night!
Magic Dust by abs lowe it November 26, 2016

Magic Cum Dump 

Right as you are about the climax while vaginally fucking a girl, pull out, cum in her bellybutton, twist both of her nipples and give her a wife-beating slap in the face to open up a magic portal that leads straight into her stomach.
You: Dude I used the Magic Cum Dump on my sister last night
Your dad: Atta Boy Cletus

magic juice 

"jens on that magic juice again!"
magic juice by teeen March 21, 2008