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Marathong

When the sweat builds up in a marathon participant's undergarments, the result is a squishy bunching of clothing in the lower regions. The squishing of the undergarment is so tight, it appears visually related to a thong. This phenomenon is known as a "Marathong".
Joe ran so hard at the marathon, the resulting marathong left him immobile for two weeks.
by SN33KYSN33KY February 18, 2009
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marathon

when smoking a blunt or a joint, the end starts to run (burns faster on one side than another), run=marathon
Ace: Damn matt, this blunts got a marathon going
Matt Coda: Man! Lemme catch the run!
by AceofSpades705 December 26, 2008
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marathon lightweight it

when a player on a Call of Duty game, namely Modern Warfare 2 or Black Ops, uses the perks Marathon and Lightweight Pro to speed from their spawn to the enemies and quickly kill everyone.
Player 1: "Dude, we just got wrecked!"
Player 2: "Yeah, man alright here's the plan, we marathon lightweight it this time."
by itsthesherf February 18, 2011
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Marathaggot

NOUN 1. A hybrid form of fitness faggot who is often seen in urban areas running in large herds, holding up traffic and sweating through tiny shorts.
I'm going to be late to work because of this stupid detour around a herd of Marathaggots.
by Timmy Bowden September 25, 2011
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march marathon

The act of jacking off the same number of times as the day. March 3rd, jack off 3 times that day.

Note: Mostly, only faggots do this.
by Centurion224 March 6, 2009
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Marathunting

A sport in which competitors hunt game while running a marathon.
Joe Schmoe is the greatest marathunter of the last decade. No one can drop a buck with a crossbow at the same speeds that man can run. His use of non-fire arm weapons really makes watching a marathunting match on ESPN interesting.
by psilohead September 17, 2010
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mackattack

When a person tries to mack on you and you dont want it. See definition of mack.
Hey Marc your mad cute

Ummm i disregard your mackattack.
by peanut butter ft. jelly June 8, 2011
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