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Spew my balls

To spew one's balls.
To be in such testicular pain that one feels like he's throwing up his testicles.
Sometimes, nausea and vomiting accompany the pain.
Guy 1 - I think i'm gonna spew my balls, i can taste puke in my mouth! Get me an ice pack!
Guy 2 - Oh man! That bitch destroyed you with one kick!
by Nobli January 14, 2023
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Freshing my balls

The act of farting on your balls to feel the pressurized air coming from your rectum and then shoot your balls with a butt burp
Hey man where have you been?

Oh dont mind me I was just freshing my balls
by Ordinary description January 27, 2023
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Buttered the back of my balls

To soil your pants so badly it coats the unfortunate persons testicles.
Oh no...we have to go.

What do you mean we have to go?

I just buttered the back of my balls man.
by EZD May 2, 2015
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that made my balls stiff

A term said by Freddie from the British rock band "Queen" in a comedy skit. After gaining popularity on Instagram in late 2017, it has been broadened used as a term that can randomly be said to express any emotion really.

Could be used to describe amaze, or surprise without being the slightest bit 'homo'.
Phillip: How did you like my presentation Capri?
Capri: Wow Phillip, that made my balls stiff!
by MEGAMIND420 December 9, 2020
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wrecked my balls

while on cowgirl position, literally wrecking or smashing the balls of the guy below with your butt.
"Dude the girl from last night wrecked my balls"

"Lucky you"
by itsnotmyrealname October 4, 2013
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Finesse my balls

Her head rocks back and forth as she finesses my balls.
She literally won’t leave me alone, all she wants to do is finesse my balls.
When I got the call my grandma died, my girl was finessing my balls.
by B1G BaLLS December 5, 2017
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Shit my Balls

A slang term expressing surprise. Often used in the same context as "well slap my ass and call me Charlie!"
Heather: "Did you hear Donald Trump is getting his face put on the 100 dollar bill?"

Corey: "Well shit my balls!"
by Sarcasm is Dead March 12, 2020
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