three month rule

The unwritten law in World Wrestling Entertainment (a.k.a.) that states that any storyline that happened more than three months ago never actually happened. The term was coined because Vince McMahon (WWE owner) enjoys insulting the intelligence of his fans by - for example - teaming two wrestlers who as recently as several weeks ago were attempting to kill one another in the context of the storyline.

Guy #1: Last November at the Survivor Series, Steve Austin tried to kill Triple H by having a machine lift the car he was in and drop it to the ground...and a year before that, Triple H had Austin run down by a car...and now they're teaming with each other? What's up with that?

Guy #2: It's the three month rule, dude. It never happened.

Guy #1: Oh yeah. Why does Vince insult our intelligence like this? We're not stupid.

Guy #2: I don't know, dude...I don't know.

by jasonisjericho May 30, 2006

National Grab Titty Month

The entire month of November is National Grab Titty Month
The month where you can walk up to a guy or girl and grab their tittys

John : "yo i cant wait for November"
Andrew: "why?"
John: "its national grab titty month!"

by Anonymous [498] October 3, 2019

Time of the month

when a female is on her period.

"Ahh don't mind her it's just the time of the month for her."

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

Expensive Month

The term used when there are five Friday's & Saturday's in one month to go out drinking. Months i.e in 2010 are January, July and October.

Jack (1st text on February 8th) - Where the hell did you get to at the weekend, we all had a wicked time :-)

Tom (1st text) - Sorry mate had no money, last month was an Expensive month. :-(

Jack (2nd text) - We all had way too much to drink, and I slept with your x :-O{

Tom (No 2nd text)

by monk tha hola the wonk February 20, 2010

manly month of march

Also known as "Manly March". No shaving and no haircuts for participating men.

The manly month of march. The time to grow a beard.

by Mitch47 March 13, 2014

tweark month

Tweark month is celebrated the whole month of February. Its where any guy/girl can tweark and not get hate for it.

Girl: *starts twearking at mall*
Guy walking by: you not supposed to be doing that here
Girl:its tweark month so yes i can

by Sjjdndhd October 1, 2019

Noose Month

During the month of January, you are allowed to hang anybody and anything that is considered to be shit.

Kid 1: "Where is Kyle?"

Kid 2: "It's Noose Month, he was a piece of shit so I hanged him."

by Hamza Bin Laden December 7, 2019