molotov mocktail

1. Any of Vladimir Putin’s Love Letters to Donald Trump.

0. Most communications from a Russian or Soviet leader to any other world leader.

“Only one American President so far liked Molotov Mocktails.”

by Espressohound March 6, 2022

molock

A cross between a moron and a Polock. Half way to a honyock.

John is a fucking Molock.

by Jackson street molocks July 20, 2022

molomjargal

Hot as shit gets all bitches and smart as fuck.

Molomjargal is fuck boy

by molomjargal October 5, 2022

molomjargal

Hot as shit gets all bitches and smart as fuck. And molomjargal is smart, funny, lazy and handsome person

wow, he is cool. i wanna be his friend. Molomjargal is awesome

by molomjargal October 8, 2022

Molodramatic

characteristic of melodrama, especially in being exaggerated or overemotional & your name is Molly

If Molly say “ Omg just seen a spider on my bed I might die”
You respond “very Molodramatic”

by WeirdMike October 11, 2022

Molotov Pussytail

An impractical and inferior version to the well-known DIY weapon, the Molotov Cocktail, where you soak a rag in liquor, pour the entire contents of the liquor out of the bottle, wash the inside of the bottle to ensure the inside doesn’t have any flames, and wrap the rag around the bottle. You then light the outside of the bottle on fire while holding it, and throwing it at whichever target you wish to hardly damage.

This creates a far smaller result and ensures a burnt hand.

(I didn’t make up the word which, unfortunately, has misogynistic undertones, im just telling you what happened)

“I want to riot, but I don’t want to burn pretty much anything other than my hands and a rag… oh and I also wanna leave a little bit of glass around the rag.. oooh I’ll try a Molotov Pussytail!!”

by Cum Fungus March 1, 2023

Molock

A dumb kind of person who thinks they know everything & tries to teach you PvP in games (for instance Elden Ring)

Bro, I know how to space the JL1... stop being such a molock

by Timmyofastora May 31, 2023