Mockney

1) Someone who whishes they were Cockney so they can be cool, famous Mockney's include Guy Richie, Jamie Oliver, Lilly Allen, and Obvoiously Kate Nash.

Mockney Singer - Someone who puts on a fake cockney accent while singing to try and seem cool most commonly done in indie music, under the illusion it makes them seem troubled and world weary, but in reality just makes people seem like utter poser wankers

James "Oh! Hello famous singer slash song writer Kate Nash, how are you?"

Kate Nash "'Allo me old china plate - wot say we pop round the Jack tar. I'll stand you a pig's ear and you can rabbit on about your teapots. We can 'ave some loop and tommy and be off before the dickory hits twelve"

James "fuck you, Mockney wanker"

by Semaj_notnar April 26, 2008

mockumentary

A mockumentary or mocumentary is a fiction film presented as a documentary film. They are usually comedic, often parodic in nature, and are often presented as historical documentaries with b-roll and talking heads discussing past events or as cinema verite pieces following people as they go through various events.

"This Is Spinal Tap" is a mockumentary.

by Wikipedia September 1, 2003

Mockingjay

A hybrid between a wild animal and a domestic one caused by feral animals crossing with wild varieties. Named after a similar incident from the backstory of "The Hunger Games".

I've heard stray dogs in Australia are producing mockingjays with the native dingoes...

by Smilodactyl222 February 5, 2015

To Kill A Mockingbird

Best book ever written.

Atticus Finch from To Kill A Mockingbird is one badass motherfucker.

by Jori March 27, 2008

mockets

Pockets in pants or any type of clothing that are just for looks. May also be pockets that have been sewn shut. Many blazers and sport coats sold in stores have the pockets sewn shut to deter theives. Womens pants often have what looks to be pockets but are actually just stitching representing a pocket, however upon further inspection an actual pocket is not there.

Jenn "Hey sweety can you hold on to my keys for me??"
Scott "Why dont you put them in your pocket?""
Jenn "These arent pockets, they are sewn shut."
Scott "I hate you damn mockets!!!"

by froogle_jimmy May 19, 2007

mocking is catching

Old expression found in Ireland (or the backwoods of County Clare at any rate), translating roughly as "don't laugh at others, you'll do something stupid/ get old and crotchety/ otherwise get into a fine state youself and wouldn't like being laughed at."

You might think I look silly in this get-up, but just remember, mocking is catching.

by Fearman March 19, 2008

mockytosis

A state of being in which the individual is entirely doused in filth or mock.

You have so much mockytosis that you caused the black plague.

by iamjackdoe July 1, 2019