Angela Merkel

1. The current chancellor of the Federal Republic of Germany.

2. A woman who was the victim of an unwelcome massage at the hands of a U.S. President.

The Groper in Chief, George W. Bush, recently snuck up behind Angela Merkel and gave her an unwelcome massage.

by jesster79 July 20, 2006

meckle

a thin line of freckles (somewhat like a mustache) above the upper lip.

dude that kid needs to stay out of the sun, his meckle is getting baaaad.

by emmapatterson August 21, 2005

merfle

A place where we all dream our days away.

Merlfe is like a meadow in the summertime on a day with fluffy white clouds that make funky shapes.

by Jenn(neko) May 2, 2005

merfle

The best place in the world where people dwindle their hours away (also known under many other names.)

I had fun in merfle today!

by Holinator November 3, 2003

Merfle

Ze magical world of merflers.

As soon as I entered Merfle, I knew I could fly.

by Cece December 23, 2004

merked

to kill, steal, rape, pillage, etc.

Although other people are offering plausible etymologies for this word, I'm guessing it more likely is a "verbing" of a shortened version of mercenary, or soldier for hire. Just like narcotics officers became narcs, which then became a slang verb for snitching to cops, I think mercenary became merks, then merked became a slang verb for acting like a mercenary, or killing, robbing, etc.

He got merked for tellin' the wrong cat to kick rocks.

by J. Kevin June 29, 2006

Markley

Weed. Or a joint.

George: "Did you smoke Markley last night?"

Jim: "Yeah dude, I smoked 3 Markleys"

by ponchee123 August 27, 2016