Mellow May

31 days of sobriety and absence from the jol. No drinking, smoking or heroin may be done during this period. This break is traditionally taken over the month of May but can be done anytime throughout the calender year.

"Hey Mike, shall we go get blackout tonight? I've got 2 cases of beer and a bottle of home made tequila I bought off a homeless man."

"Sorry broziff, it's Mellow May - I have to knit a scarf and send a few faxes."

by Rampant-Seahorse June 5, 2014

melloristic

A derogatory term for a person who, although intelligent, often behaves in an incorrigible or immature manner. Alternatively used to describe incorrigible or intolerable behavior with the intention of reprimanding.

Although the melloristic child failed to complete his homework, he still pulled an A on the test.
The student demonstrated a melloristic disregard for his abilities by failing to complete his homework.

by Rising_Tide December 31, 2016

mellowed

Similar to shitfaced - when you've hit your limits using a drug, such as weed or shrooms, and you become incoherent, having difficulty remembering simple things you usually would. The difference is, however, is how it's usually a mellow, calm feeling, rather than a nauseous and sickly one (very different to a Bad Trip).

Guy 1: yooooooooo dude im so fuckin mellowed rn hahaaaaaaaaa
Guy 2: Who are you? Get out of my house, you stoner fuck.

by Gnarly Youth June 26, 2020

Mellow Lee

When you fall asleep during intercourse.

I was so tired last night, when the wife got all frisky, I got mellow Lee and woke up the next day. She was pissed.

by Axisradio.ca April 5, 2021

aaron melloul

I really sexy man that loves to skateboard and is running the social media world along with duhitzmark

Aaron Melloul is iconic

by Markxmelloul February 7, 2018

Malloween

That time of the year when Marshie advertises special edition marshmallows. He'll scare your dad!

You'd better believe it's new Fluffy Puff Malloween Orange & Black Flavoured Marshmallows!

by Axel Nanol October 21, 2003

Meldor

A wood elf in the town of Balmora that will sell you a large variety of armor. You can steal all his crap and run away.

I opened Meldor's chest with Ondusi's unhinging and stole all his crap LOLOLOL. Oh fuck! Ordinators! Run aw-*dies*

by Karbon_kopy July 21, 2008