mister

The male counterpart of a mistress.

Friend 1: He's a fine piece of ass!
Friend 2: If I were married, he'd so be my mister!

by NatVé November 14, 2006

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miester

A common misspelling of the word meister meaning master in German. Often used as a suffix to a persons or part of a persons surname in an attempt to create a cool nickname.

See the file American Pie's Steven Stiffler or the 'Stiffmeister' as he is nicknamed. (or miester if you were to misspell it)

by Paul-E-O October 1, 2007

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brunette actress who stars on the hit series Gossip Girl
she has been in a few generally unknown movies such as: Flourish, Drive Thru, and Hangman's Curse
she also has had a few guest appearances in different t.v. shows such as: Entertainment Tonight, Law and Order, Boston Public, Crossing Jordan, Seventh Heaven, North Shore, Entourage, 24, 8 Simple Rules... for Dating My Teenage Daughter, Veronica Mars, Numb3rs, House M.D., CSI: Miami, and Shark

did you see last nights episode of veronica mars?
YEAH! i didnt know leighton meester was guest appearing!

by gossip girl :D December 18, 2007

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Hey Mister

what a minor does when her or she wants alcohol - approaches people entering the liquor store and asks to pay them to buy some alkie.

We went to Hey Mister at the Campus Liquor

by ***w*** January 14, 2002

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Mister Faggot

Response used by when called a "faggot"; used ironically or not, depending on the situation and danger (perceived or real).

--Hey, faggot!!
--That's Mister Faggot to you, Neanderthal breeder.

--Hey, faggot!!
--That's Mister Faggot to you, Mom.

by rickster_dc September 25, 2005

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Mister Nobody

Always manages to do things that make your life harder. Works with Someone Else, but parents refer to Mister Nobody more often.

"Oh, so I suppose Mister Nobody ate the last cookie!"

by Gary April 24, 2005

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Ur sister a mister

This word is only used after your vicious enemy uses the world ending saying “ur pappy trappy”. “Ur sister a mister” can reverse the world ending and causes a blackhole to suck the earth into a bottomless pit of darkness.

Bill-ur pappy trappy
*world starts to end*
Jon-ur sister a mister
*world stops ending, and blackhole shows up infront of the sun*
Stephen Hawking- my theory was right. Only the mere saying of “ur sister a mister” can cause a black hole

by Sheebyguythememeking March 18, 2018

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