When you wake up the morning after having unprotected anal sex and find 'leakage'. Morning mayo happens when a person is too tired to go clean up after intercourse.
Person 1 : Morning Babe, I had fun last night.
Person 2 : Me too.
Person 1 : Why is the bed wet?
Person 2 : Oh, I have morning mayo..
Person 2 : Me too.
Person 1 : Why is the bed wet?
Person 2 : Oh, I have morning mayo..
by I'm THAT person October 26, 2015
A sexual position where you cover your dick in mayonnaise and fuck a person in the ass with said mayonnaise covered dick
Guy: damn girl you so fine, I wanna stick my dick in mayonnaise and fuck you in the ass with it, call that a Mayo surprise
Girl: please never talk to me again
Girl: please never talk to me again
by Beyond sleepy September 11, 2021
Female ejaculation/cum. The liquid that is emitted during an intense female orgasm. often associated with the term 'squirting' or 'gushing'.
"dude she totally got her lady mayo all over my sheets"
"hey I heard he has a lady mayo fetish, you should totally give him a big squirt tonight"
"hey I heard he has a lady mayo fetish, you should totally give him a big squirt tonight"
by graham crack March 07, 2014
Adjective, Noun - A middle aged mans knees that over time get filled with Mayonnaise and become weak, but gives the same man the feeling he is still young, and can play sports.
by Whereshunter March 14, 2022
When you are hitting and she wraps her legs around your neck, causing you to release your Mayo/Mayonnaise
Him: Babe I think I'm close
Her: Don't you dare. Hold it in
Him: I don't think I can
Her: Hold the Mayonnaise!!
Him: Babe I think I'm close
Her: Don't you dare. Hold it in
Him: I don't think I can
Her: Hold the Mayonnaise!!
by SydMak February 16, 2021
A interesting character that has the best nickname in the world: MAYO POTATO. She has swag and style. Everyone wants to be Mayo Potato
by KA LAYLA DA ONE AND ONLY March 07, 2017
Its the built up deodorant from several days without a shower that *true* gamers just scrape off and put in the trash at the end of the day
by Robotowl42 December 25, 2020