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Pink Mayo

Pink Mayo is the mixture that leaks out after you ejaculate inside a girl that is actively having her period....
I came insider while she was having her menses but the shit jizz and the blood mixed...and pink mayo was born
by Pushpushindabush February 4, 2020
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Chrissy Mayo

On the outside she is often mistaken as weird or her kindness being used as a weakness but deep down inside she is down to earth, attractive, humble with a genuine soul. She don't play no games, a savage when need be and has a unique sense of humor and if you love her the right way she will love you forever.
"Chrissy Mayo" is dope in her own right and the real ones know this🌹🌻
by Cookie Crisp444 November 23, 2021
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Nathan Mayo

Sexy guy with a thick dick. Kind, loving, and charismatic. They are great husbands and boyfriends.
My pussy hurts, I had me a Nathan Mayo last night and he beat it up.
by Judobitch June 2, 2018
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mayo college

The best place in the world with the worst food
Mayo college is like my second home .
Mayo is home away from home
by Yaatmcgeet21 May 18, 2022
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Mayo Surprise

A sexual position where you cover your dick in mayonnaise and fuck a person in the ass with said mayonnaise covered dick
Guy: damn girl you so fine, I wanna stick my dick in mayonnaise and fuck you in the ass with it, call that a Mayo surprise

Girl: please never talk to me again
by Beyond sleepy September 10, 2021
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morning mayo

When you wake up the morning after having unprotected anal sex and find 'leakage'. Morning mayo happens when a person is too tired to go clean up after intercourse.
Person 1 : Morning Babe, I had fun last night.
Person 2 : Me too.
Person 1 : Why is the bed wet?
Person 2 : Oh, I have morning mayo..
by I'm THAT person December 22, 2015
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laying the mayo

When a man pulls out his junk then the other guy lay's his sperm on the other guys penis. ( cock , dick , dick-hole).
1. Jerry layed on that dude last night.

2. The mayo was fresh.

( laying the mayo )
by Masterbating monkey May 25, 2014
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