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mentally masturbate

When one is confused and spends more time then necessary mulling over the multitude of variables that come into play when making decisions.
Much like self pleasuring, the vast amount of thoughts that pertain to the situation in which you are trying to make the decision flood or overwhelm your thought process/senses thereby causing you to become consumed with nonsensical thoughts that end up wasting yours and others time.
When Joe finally caught up with the rest of the gang they wondered what had taken him so long,

he replied 'I had to listen to Amy mentally masturbate over which iphone cover to buy'
by Chilcotin Buddha January 7, 2014
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march masterbaition

In this you will have the launch your nut counter to the moon ever night : only sex beating you meat found so master bait till ur dead
Hey tom you doing destroy your dick December (tom) no I'm doing march masterbaition (Dom) OK
by Gurt1234 November 10, 2018
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Maskurbator

A person obsessed with wearing masks, even while masturbating!
That fucking Ted is such a maskurbator! His wife said he even jerks off with it on!
by Piper2Funny May 15, 2021
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World masturbate day

World masturbate day is held on 21 April. People can ask nudes from somebody else for masturbate and research purpose.
Im gonna cum on her pics tonight. April 21 is world masturbate day!
by Kesatria batang hitam April 20, 2020
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masturbate

What you do while lying in bed.
While listening to the radio, a song gave me a boner, so I began to masturbate.
by Cummy worm August 18, 2010
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Masturbate

Girl:There's no need to take of pants grab a teddy put it down there in or outside the pants .then move your legs in a circular movement until your weak.wait a few minutes and reapeat
Girl1:yo this is how I masturbate
by Sexydefos March 24, 2020
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chronic live masturbater

a chronic live masturbater is someone who plays xbox live or playstaion live alll day. they occasionally get out of there parents basments to go to the bathroom and eat. And when there not playing which is about 20 min a day there are masturbating to the thought of it. it is a very bad diseas and right now there is no cure.
oh my god i just got a nuke i have to take a 20 min brake to beat my meat to the thought of that nuke i just got...oh my god...tht feels so GOOODDD!!!! i am such a chronic live masturbater
by Joediesel72 March 3, 2010
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