macho

M-males
A-acting
C-childish
H-horrible and
O-obnoxious.

its in the dictionary, fools!

I'm a machooooo man.

by tulipgirlperson August 10, 2007

macho wank

when a man uses a full length mirror to his advantage. the mirror gives the true scale of the manhood in proportion to the body and boosting your confidence and making you feel 'macho'! obviously while bashing one out at the same time...MACHO WANK!

Jon: hey marco, did you have a good night?

Marco: yeah mate, had a macho wank init!

by JonTRC+Marco September 8, 2005

macho gaspacho

spanish-esque lingo for man juice, used by Jack in Will&Grace Series 2

"get your machog aspacho about, doncha?"

by +Fizza+ September 6, 2005

madhoon

someone who tells dumb or lame jokes

Man, that wasn't funny at all. You're such a madhoon.

by Madhoon March 12, 2009

macho pot

a drinking tradition of putting together a wide range of ingreadients (hard alcohol, beer, juice ,soda, and possibly contents of of cabinets and fridge into a large jug or pitcher and passing it around the party often while singing.

macho pots often contian at least one unappealing ingreadient.

song-Macho, macho pot, who wants to drink the macho pot!

Dude that macho pot last night was janky but was still so good!

by j-pal January 6, 2010

macho bravado

a show of bravery often false with the actual aim of gaining attention

john`s macho bravado attracted the girls to him

by Easlejays February 21, 2018

Macho Man

When you try to make your bicep muscles and pecs appear bigger by wearing incredibly tight polo shirts even when the weather is too cold for polo shirts.

Why are you trying to act like a macho man Niall?

by Bigforeheadboy October 31, 2019