Fuck Martinez

A 2 Live Crew classic. Maybe the most simple, offensive, grand song ever.

Fuck Martinez
Fuck Fuck
Martinea

by Johnty Bananas February 7, 2009

Jesus Martinez

A fucking dumbass that has no sense of humor and thinks that he is the best person in the world.

"Do you know a Jesus Martinez?
"Yeah I do."
" Oh damn, I feel bad for you now."

by Funsized Table May 31, 2018

aida martinez

prounced : (I-EE-Thuhh)

an extremely intelligent female with the perfectly endless eyes and flowing hair of a goddess. she has the cutest laugh, is sweet, caring, ad the most loving person you could possibly think of. Always, she is considered to be "beautiful" and "mad sexy" by the masses, she is a cuttie and a hottie! Anyman who gets to be with this amazing, outstanding girl should connsider himself the luckiest man alive, she is an all around keeper. whos going to be the lucky guy?

long relatioships is what she loves annd she loooks for the guy she wants to marrry, no words can explain aida she is beyond this world.

this boy nnamed joey was ever so lucky to be recognized by aida martinez, the girl he is in love with.

by lllloooooooooveeeeeabbbleeee January 15, 2011

Melanie martinez

A lovely sweet artist who deserves the whole world and more she makes songs that have deep meanings and she could make a horror movie in pastel colours

"Did you hear about that awesome person on YouTube?"
"Melanie Martinez."
"Yes!"

by Melaniemartinezisqueenduh! September 26, 2020

juan martinez

A fag who is a lesibain and doesnt go to skoool

Hey ur acting like juan martinez.

by lIllllIlIIIIlIlIlIlI-x May 28, 2018

Marionette brawling

When one puppet disrespects another, there could be some marionette brawling.

Puppet in the blue corner-Would you pull the string that goes to my right hand? I'd like to get this guy back for what he just did, you told me you were in my corner puppet master!

Puppet master-This is marionette brawling you're on your own.
Puppet-Hes got somebody pulling his strings, I shouldn't be on my own either.

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2018

Marjone

Marjone is a girl with many talents. She has brown eyes and brown hair. She is very smart and artsy and extremely good in languages. She is quite stubborn and hard headed. She’s not a fan of action/horror movies, but rather romantic/funny or rom-coms. She also has a great sense of humour and now show to make your day!

“Why is everyone laughing?”

“Oh, they’re spending time with Marjone!”

by Nala Kristen June 24, 2019