millimetre maggot

a really really really small dick

Harriet sucked Jak's millimetre maggot last night

by Loz (nd Si) July 31, 2006

maggot scratcher

A derogatory, but rather apt, term used to describe Margaret Thatcher, former UK Prime Minister.

It was only because of the Falklands/Islas Malvinas war that maggot scratcher managed to get re-elected.

by DOLLY BUSTER March 10, 2005

maggot-pie

A curse word used by Shakespeare. A pie made out of maggots or common fly larva which lives in rotten objects.

Thou frothy guts-gripping maggot-pie.

by LolPatel November 28, 2006

ass-maggot

1. n - A disgusting, larval parasite that lives in the anus or rectum of a corpse; one who resembles such a creature in appearance or behavior.

Wait . . . after she told you the doctors said it was cancer, you still dumped her that night? What kind of vile, shit-eating ass-maggot are you, anyway?

by nihil8r April 30, 2003

Maggot Cunt

What a Necrophiliac wants over coldness and stiffness.

The old maggot cunt was festering with pleasure as i entered for a 30 second fuck!

by Furfur October 9, 2009

Social Maggot

A Social Maggot is an individual who rejects societal norms, has tendencies toward deviant behaviors, and does not always care what others think or their affect on others.

To be called a social maggot is often derogatory,an in one who is a criminal sociopath,for example.

So, there you have it. A social maggot is,quite simply, a maggot of society. Low-down,dirty,rotten,and inclined to partake of the seedy side of life, though some take this term as a thing of pride. It can also represent a rogue bastard type of individual,one who is self-reliant and liberated.

" That Xander guy is such a social maggot. All he does is get trashed at strip clubs while his girlfriend holds down a job at HEB and pays the bills."

" Yeah, she deserves better."

"That Chris gal is SUCH a social maggot! She dosn't celebrate any of the traditional national holidays, dosn't watch TV or give a crap about celebrity culture, and is always immersed in some wierdo hobby or other."

" Damn! Can I have her number?!"

by ChrisMarie December 24, 2009

Maggot Slime

It's the stinky jizz that *oozes* out of a nasty hos twot, after her third fuck of the day. You can only hold so much sperm in the tank-till it *oozes out*.

Screw a Millspaugh and wait 5 minutes. watch the flys swarm on it like they have not eaten in days!!

by J.R. Cahoon June 28, 2004