My friend recently had a full frontal lobotomy, suddenly started wearing a MAGA hat and has put up photos of Trump and Putin in his house. Is he now a MAGA-mong?
My cousin Cletus donates his entire welfare check to Save America and has to steal cars to feed his 11 kids. Surely he must be a MAGA-mong?
My cousin Cletus donates his entire welfare check to Save America and has to steal cars to feed his 11 kids. Surely he must be a MAGA-mong?
by Timzyx February 23, 2024
Get the MAGA-mongmug. Mexicans Ain’t Going Anywhere.
Colonized by the Mexicans and the Latino community as a fuck you to DJT lovers
Colonized by the Mexicans and the Latino community as a fuck you to DJT lovers
by RAAAHHHHHHHHHHH February 7, 2025
Get the MAGAmug. The device used to scream out mindless drivel when you want to look like a piece of shit troglodyte.
"Get the MAGA-Phone out of the back of my pick-up Jimmy-Jo, I have to scream at them Libtards over dur"
by Free-Dumb November 6, 2020
Get the MAGA-Phonemug. MAGA Mami.
A MAGA Mami is a very attractive, conservative female. They are hard to find in the beltway but they exist in the shadows. Once found latch on to them with dear life.
They'll treat you well and work hard. Raise your children in traditional fashion. Support the American flag. Reject woke narratives. Clean the house on a regular basis. Dress well. And most likely believe God.
She will support you in your dreams and goals. She's a glass half full kind of woman. She stands out in the crowd. Men will be jealous of you and women that they aren't like her.
She is a rare breed.
MAGA Mami
A MAGA Mami is a very attractive, conservative female. They are hard to find in the beltway but they exist in the shadows. Once found latch on to them with dear life.
They'll treat you well and work hard. Raise your children in traditional fashion. Support the American flag. Reject woke narratives. Clean the house on a regular basis. Dress well. And most likely believe God.
She will support you in your dreams and goals. She's a glass half full kind of woman. She stands out in the crowd. Men will be jealous of you and women that they aren't like her.
She is a rare breed.
MAGA Mami
Did you meet Dan's new lady? She works hard. She's gorgeous. She doesn't want anything for free. She supports his dreams. She's The walking definition of a MAGA Mami!
by RightRushLeftGod2 December 24, 2023
Get the MAGA mamimug. A person who acts holier than thou, supports Donald Trump and wears a shirt with MAGA across the chest. May be male of female and spreads false conspiracy theories as if they were fact
Person #1: "Trump is still your president because he won the 2020 election by a landslide. Also, if an apocalypse happens, don't trust the children because they'll gain your trust then kill you and eat you".
Person #2: "Whoa, whoa! Calm down MAGA Tits, Trump lost, and why would children kill and eat you? Wacko!"
Person #2: "Whoa, whoa! Calm down MAGA Tits, Trump lost, and why would children kill and eat you? Wacko!"
by TheBFH March 23, 2024
Get the MAGA Titsmug. A submissive gullible individual and member of the American MAGA cult who is devoted to Donald Trump, and who unwittingly allows him to play them like the pussy squeeze box that they are. It should be noted that as Maga-Squeeze-Boxes are simultaneously being played, Donald and his friends in the ‘Billionaires Blowing Billionaires Club’ laugh and dance to the cacophony of these millions of dumb instruments while they enrich themselves and dismantle America’s constitution, democracy, justice system, and freedoms.
There’s no point in arguing with a MAGA-Squeeze-Box as they are impervious to both logic and factual information. Go sweep a dirt road instead.
by RowBow February 5, 2025
Get the MAGA-Squeeze-Boxmug. Someone that verbalizes and signals their democratic leaning but are actually closest MAGAs that love guns, camping, and sporting unblazoned red MAGA coloured caps.
Hey John, you constantly spew democratic rhetoric at me but in real life you are a closeted MAGA, you are way too handy on the gun range, love your Patriot Campers, constantly wear flannelette shirts and sport a blank MAGA coloured cap. What gives, bro? Henceforth you will be known as Jonald Trump the MAGA Mole.
by JimBim2 December 18, 2024
Get the MAGA Molemug.