A gathering of co-workers or of mostly young male corporate douches (see yuppies) for a 3 hour lunch on the clock that includes such things as a motorcade of Lexus and BMW automobiles, motivational speakers, cheers, steak, and talk about something like the “bottom line” or bonuses or something. Supposedly a motivational event, but usually turns out to be a feast of gluttony and ruined neckties. Newly motivated and encouraged participants are expected to go back to the office and make phone calls and fire off emails and achieve results, but most usually end up at a local boozer and get tanked before happy hour even starts.
“Hey, there’s a power lunch at the Capital Club next Friday.”
“Alright. Their steaks have a terrific marbling, and it’s right next to Moe’s. I wonder if the boss will open us a tab and leave again?”
“Alright. Their steaks have a terrific marbling, and it’s right next to Moe’s. I wonder if the boss will open us a tab and leave again?”
by Brian September 8, 2006
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Peter Brady opened up his Scooby Doo Lunch box to the undeniable pungency of Alice's Lunch. He tossed the fetid pile at Buddy Hinton, who was just glad it wasn't a bowl of her famous hershey squirts. Alice was always had a couple of zingers ready, that was for sure.
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Ah ass that's extra tall and extra wide but not at all thicc
Also you don't kno where the legs stop and the ass start
Also you don't kno where the legs stop and the ass start
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Used while at the bottom of a "fighting growlbacks pit".
Used while at the bottom of a "fighting growlbacks pit".
by lindyn September 24, 2004
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day old pizza, week old meatloaf, or improperly cooked hamburgers
moldy bread, cold pasta, or burnt vegetables
expired milk
day old pizza, week old meatloaf, or improperly cooked hamburgers
moldy bread, cold pasta, or burnt vegetables
expired milk
OMG they gave me milk that expired 3 weeks ago! and why is this chicken sandwich pink? fluck the school lunch!
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by JosephRiley04 November 25, 2018
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After a stimulating night at the opera Theodore surprised Emily with a Brown Bag Lunch. As per Jeeves, the butler, cleanup was "ghastly".
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