Lumpster Uniform

A outfit of clothing that is worn by a person at least 3-4 time per week not because it is required by their profession, but because they're lazy and grody.

Person1- Goddamn I see that kid all the time always wearing his Lumpster Uniform.
Person2- Yeah that sumbitch is a grody fuck.

by SteamrollerStanley October 16, 2009

cauliflower lumps

When a fat guy's ass looks like head of cauliflower (usually a really pale person).

Damn son, you've got major cauliflower lumps, your ass looks like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum.

by dr. hoodrat January 3, 2016

Lumped up

To get beat to shit. So physical lumps and lacerations are visible.

Yo I was at the pizza joint and these lames were grillin so needless to say they got lumped up.

by C$.Mal December 15, 2009

Flumpa-Lumpa

A phrase referring to sex especially when one or both of the participants have large quantities of body fat. This can be derogatory, but is typically meant to be and taken as a joke.

Did you hear? Donna and Steve did the flumpa-lumpa last night!

by sherlockianintheTARDIS December 9, 2014

front lumps

Presumably, breasts. Grandpa Simpson used this word on the 399th episode of The Simpsons.

Betty has a wicked set of front lumps - they must be at least double d.

by j krash June 8, 2007

tender lumplings

Small, innocent children that have to be informed of the world.

Tender lumplings everywhere, life's no fun without a good scare...

by RandomHomosaipien October 5, 2017

Lumpatious

To be annoying, stupid, etc. Lumpatious is usually used as an insult to someone who thinks they are the best thing since sliced bread.

(Random Guy) "Duuuude I'm soooo awesome!"
(Other Guy) "STOP BEING SO LUMPATIOUS!!!!"

by IncrediblyAwesomePerson January 13, 2014