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Bend Over Lover

Gay anal sex. Description of one bending over to allow his male lover to enter his anus.
by Doug Hightower October 17, 2005
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Brady Lover

A Patriots fan (man or woman) who loves and worships Tom Brady, quarterback for the New England Patriots. Men tend to express homosexual desires and affection when discussing their favorite quarterback. Women, on the other hand, would not think twice if given the opportunity to have any type of sexual contact with him. A Brady Lover is truly obsessed with Tom Brady. He can do no harm.
Dude, you see the Patriot game last night?
No, what happened? Was Gisele there?
Tom Brady cut his hair!
Dude, you are so gay. You are such a Brady Lover.
by mybitches September 15, 2011
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COCK LOVER

Either a man or woman who loves cock. It never matters the color or size of the cock. Cock lovers are normally seen caressing cocks like a child. Petting them and gentle kisses are the normal actions done by the cock lovers.
Tony Avino is a cock lover. Damn, every time I see him he is either sucking or stroking a huge cock
by Sal Costanzo January 3, 2004
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nigger lover

What racists (not just white) call people of their own race, when they are seen dating a black person.
Bryan: Hey did you see Heidi Klum in that photo spread? she is smokin'

Dustin: Yeah, but she married that black dude, screw that n****r lover
by babybashlova May 9, 2005
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Joey Lover

1)A Detroit Lions fan who has been driven at least partially insane from watching too much bad football and, thus, is obsessed with the notion that Joey Harrington has great potential as a quarterback, or is already a great quarterback.

Joey Lovers are usually, although not strictly, positive, outgoing people by nature. Because of their love of the Lions, they cannot bear to think about what it would mean to the franchise if Joey is a total bust(second def.), so they shield themselves from this possibility by defending Joey in all situations and at all cost.

A True Joey Lover will often be overheard saying things like "There are AT LEAST four quarterbacks in the NFL that are worse than Joey" or "If Hakim, Streets, and Alexander could catch the ball, maybe Joey would put up some numbers!" or "Joey is NOT a 'noodle arm,' in fact, he has one of the strongest arms in the NFL" or "Even Favre couldn't throw the ball in that weather."

A Joey Lover spends a lot of time arguing with his shadow doppelganger or antithesis, the Joey Hater, although whereas the Joey Hater derives pleasure from this activity, it makes the Joey Lover nervous and uncomfortable. However, he knows he must do battle because Joey is not there to defend himself against the brutish attacks.

Joey Lovers are no strangers to being accused of having homosexual affection for Joey. Few actually do, but even those who don't accept this perceptual burden because they know Joey needs their strength if he is to persevere.

Also see manservant.

2)Any Oregon Duck fan.
Sweet Lord take me now! Joey threw a horrible interception on what would have been the game-winning drive, and this stupid Joey Lover was all like, "the reciever ran the wrong route!"
by CoolHandChris December 13, 2004
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Lover

A person who keeps his promise until he marries his lover or die....
Lover is more couraheous than a warrior
Nrjn is my lover.
Ani is my lover.
by Nxrxjn_Anin September 19, 2018
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Lover

the person you wanna spend the rest of your life with
by Boiat101 November 23, 2019
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