A type of lubricant that is used for pulling wire or can also be used while tugging on your pencil dick. Also know as boy butter, soap and pookie!
"Hey Scott! Hurry up and bring that motion lotion over here and grab handfulls of it and rub it all over the wire while they start the tugger!"
"While Scott was busy working feeding the wire into the conduit, Jerry was rubbing his own motion lotion all over a girl's minge to bang one out inside her pussy!
"While Scott was busy working feeding the wire into the conduit, Jerry was rubbing his own motion lotion all over a girl's minge to bang one out inside her pussy!
by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022
Get the Motion lotion mug.a nigha who hellaaaaa retarded, somehow has reverse down syndrome and has like an odd amount of toes on his feet
by hectorodee December 22, 2023
Get the Austin Lotion mug.by Lotion26 September 19, 2023
Get the Lotionized mug.Adjective (complimentary)
Derived from motion (slang).
Made to roll off the tongue when referring to someone as having motion(money/resources) and with rizz.
Lotion is a common expression used among hip and trendy youngsters to describe someone with MANY maidens.
The logic behind "Lotion" is that you use lotion to lubricate yourself when instantly gratifying your virgin needs AND those of your many MANY MAIDENS. I'm sure I'm forgetting something LIKE THE NUMBER OF MAIDENS I HAVE BECAUSE I HAVE INFINITE LOTION. I could rub it all over myself. Lubricate myself properly... like a chad.
Derived from motion (slang).
Made to roll off the tongue when referring to someone as having motion(money/resources) and with rizz.
Lotion is a common expression used among hip and trendy youngsters to describe someone with MANY maidens.
The logic behind "Lotion" is that you use lotion to lubricate yourself when instantly gratifying your virgin needs AND those of your many MANY MAIDENS. I'm sure I'm forgetting something LIKE THE NUMBER OF MAIDENS I HAVE BECAUSE I HAVE INFINITE LOTION. I could rub it all over myself. Lubricate myself properly... like a chad.
"He's got motion, and lotion. What a cool guy"
"He looks like he's full of lotion"
"Wow he's got all the lotion, big W"
"They have so much lotion they stole all the maidens (unlike some random fella that goes by the name of... Spidey)"
"They have so much lotion it could lubricate your entire mother"
"Look over there! Is that... Mr. Motion Lotion?! *Gasp -- Yes. It's me, Mr. Motion Lotion *Starts mewing"
"He looks like he's full of lotion"
"Wow he's got all the lotion, big W"
"They have so much lotion they stole all the maidens (unlike some random fella that goes by the name of... Spidey)"
"They have so much lotion it could lubricate your entire mother"
"Look over there! Is that... Mr. Motion Lotion?! *Gasp -- Yes. It's me, Mr. Motion Lotion *Starts mewing"
by IAmNoOneEeeeE May 18, 2024
Get the Lotion mug.by Marcus Poindexter July 30, 2021
Get the Lotionize mug.The secretions that are created by sexual stimulation and amorous emotions. These secretions facilitate lubrication for lust and love to coexist in what some may call a center of carnality which compels parties to the state of bliss.
Khloe was telling Lindsay all about her good time last night and Lindsay was overwhelmed with all of the details. Lindsay was very nervous to ask specifics but did offer suggestions on how to remove the emotional lotion stains that were on the sofa. Khloe laughed and stated, "They are stayin'! Those show that I got mine!" Lindsay dryly replied, "Well, I'm not sittin' on that thing again."
by von groovy June 13, 2024
Get the Emotional Lotion mug.by luvfor._.tyy May 1, 2022
Get the lotion mug.