Achieve Linear Feces

To get your shit straight

Dude you need to achieve linear feces

by RaversFantasy357 July 27, 2008

Lisa Gaming ROBLOX

A stupid bitch that’s brainless and shitposts and wears diapers and a faggot

Lisa Gaming ROBLOX is a retarded ROBLOX YouTuber

by Casenisum June 17, 2021

Lisa

A ginger dwarf with a huge arse and a spastic walk. Lisa is a gobshite.

Man: Who's that ginger dwarf over there?

Woman: That's Lisa Kennett.

by SopKen April 8, 2010

Lisa

To do a "Lisa" is the physical act of summoning my aeons, e.g, to gain physical pleasure from a vibrating videogame controller. The term is of unknown origin but is believed to have come from somewhere in Southern England.

"Only I can summon my aeons!"

"Mindy was getting horny last night, so she totally pulled a Lisa!"

"Oh, gross, I saw my mom doing a Lisa last night with my new copy of Final Fantasy X!"

by SubjectSin February 26, 2009

Lisaism

Lisaism is a retarded cult for the fans of Lisa Gaming, this is the worst cult, those who joined has the iq of -189

Guy 1: do u know Lisaism
Guy 2: yes i love that cult i worship lisa gaming

Guy 1 proceeds to commit slavery on Guy 2

by JoePapaIsNotValidAnymore February 16, 2021

Lisa Simpson

Person that is very morally aware and politically correct, especially that which is among people whos morals are distinctly lacking.

"Lets go throw my mum's jewellery at cars while wearing no pants and playing Fuck The Police on my stolen stereo."
"No thats morally wrong."
"I hate you Lisa."

by JesusWritesPunkSongs June 11, 2006

The Lisa Turtle

When performing anal intercourse and climaxing within the rectum, one allows his penis to deflate while still inside their lover. Once the penis is flaccid the catcher would then excrete the penis much like a log of fecal matter or soft serve ice cream.

Tom screamed "shit my dick out" to Miranda as she treated his limp penis like a piece of feces and pinched it out. The Lisa Turtle was born...

by poopdarichard October 1, 2009